Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3041967 times)

burmashave · « **Reply #4475 on:** June 09, 2008, 01:10:33 PM »

Nope, we don't do that anymore. We had a lawsuit because too many of our carrier pigeons were getting killed.

firecracker · « **Reply #4476 on:** June 09, 2008, 01:17:12 PM »

Blame that on cell phones. The good news is you can pop corn with a few of them put together...

[youtube=425,350]kAd0aWxs7kQ[/youtube]

(okay, it's pretty bogus/lame, but it tied into the pigeon thing)

http://freepage.twoday.net/stories/4969270/

333 · « **Reply #4477 on:** June 09, 2008, 02:27:01 PM »

My feet are cold.

kslrr · « **Reply #4478 on:** June 09, 2008, 03:13:09 PM »

Get several cell phones together and stick them in your shoes.

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4479 on:** June 09, 2008, 03:43:59 PM »

You need to wear a few sizes larger than normal, so you can have the ant. all pointed towards your tootsies.

Muk · « **Reply #4480 on:** June 10, 2008, 11:39:50 AM »

you could also put some in your gloves for those chilly rides

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4481 on:** June 10, 2008, 03:20:31 PM »

mmmmmmmmmmmm... chilly

333 · « **Reply #4482 on:** June 11, 2008, 07:39:17 AM »

Popcorn!

firecracker · « **Reply #4483 on:** June 11, 2008, 07:39:51 AM »

Quote from: spikeybike on June 10, 2008, 03:20:31 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmm... chilly

Well, that got me started on Homer Simpson. From:

Mmmm, Chili
to
Ahhhrrgghh <drool> donuts...

Fox won't let any of that stuff on YouTube anymore, 'cause they're invested in making hulu.com work. So, as I'm looking around Hulu, I find this:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/19897/the-simpsons-homer-gains-weight

Somehow, it just seemed to fit. (gotta watch it all the way to the end - it's the final line that made me think of you guys...)

burmashave · « **Reply #4484 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:03:08 AM »

Homer Simpson, James Brown, they're all of a same cloth:

[youtube=425,350]zUU87ICh3XU[/youtube]

Some like'em fat, some like'em tall. Some like'em short, skinny legs and all....

Macy O.! Blow your horn! Don't want no trash. Huh. Gimme some popcorn.

750duo · « **Reply #4485 on:** June 11, 2008, 11:06:36 AM »

Wonder if I could find a serious video on U-Tube giving full diagrammed charts and dyno results from a serious engineering project to convert CB750's from stock air cleaner to PODs

Precise measurements of air velocities and pressures throughout the range of operating conditions versus the needle settings and jets, etc.

Perhaps Bart Simpson could help

$:-\$

I've heard he rides a K3

Klark Kent · « **Reply #4486 on:** June 11, 2008, 02:31:37 PM »

refer to page 237 of this thread

Gordon · « **Reply #4487 on:** June 11, 2008, 03:10:27 PM »

Quote from: Klark Kent on June 11, 2008, 02:31:37 PM

refer to page 237 of this thread

Some day in the far, far distant future, and a completely different civilization, archaeologists will base their ancient timeframe references on the page numbers of this thread.

Klark Kent · « **Reply #4488 on:** June 11, 2008, 05:45:45 PM »

it occured in the early to mid SPBT, when flying cars where still the stuff of dreams and ponies still existed.

333 · « **Reply #4489 on:** June 11, 2008, 07:49:59 PM »

I want a Pony!

Muk · « **Reply #4490 on:** June 12, 2008, 03:39:21 AM »

avp part 3

firecracker · « **Reply #4491 on:** June 12, 2008, 06:50:51 AM »

I HAD a pony.

(just waiting for the inevitable Seinfeld quote)

Gordon · « **Reply #4492 on:** June 12, 2008, 06:58:49 AM »

Quote from: firecracker on June 12, 2008, 06:50:51 AM

I HAD a pony.

I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up...

There!! You made me do it! Are you happy now?!!!

firecracker · « **Reply #4493 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:01:12 AM »

I'm ALWAYS happy.

You know why? Because I lead a charmed life.

Hell, I even had A PONY when I was a kid!

Gordon · « **Reply #4494 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:29:46 AM »

When I was a little girl in Poland, we ALL had ponys! My sister had pony! My cousin had pony! So what's wrong with that?!

333 · « **Reply #4495 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:33:28 AM »

Pony Hog.

Gordon · « **Reply #4496 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:37:56 AM »

Quote from: 333 on June 12, 2008, 07:33:28 AM

Pony Hog.

Mmmmmmmmm... Pony Hog!

mark · « **Reply #4497 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:41:07 AM »

Quote from: Gordon on June 12, 2008, 07:37:56 AM

Mmmmmmmmm... Pony Hog!

what kind of wine does one serve with pony hog?

firecracker · « **Reply #4498 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:49:10 AM »

It's not wine so much as breast milk from the Man Bear Pig.

mark · « **Reply #4499 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:51:48 AM »

ok...... first I'm gonna throw up...... then I'm hauling the grill to the scrapyard.

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