Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3064962 times)

alltherightpills · « **Reply #4800 on:** July 26, 2008, 07:51:37 PM »

In college, I was sitting in my Western Civilizations class that had about 75 people in it and when we came to the Spanish Inquisition, one of my friends raised his had and asked if anyone expected the Spanish Inquisition. The professor started laughing and replied, No, No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. Only 4 people laughed because only 4 people got it.

And I think the Pope looks like a zombie vampire. He seriously needs to put some cucumbers under his eyes, clear up those dark circles.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #4801 on:** July 26, 2008, 08:01:32 PM »

It just adds to the "evil former nazi" look.

mark · « **Reply #4802 on:** July 27, 2008, 04:46:08 PM »

What do you want from life?
(a)To kidnap an heiress.
(b)To threaten her with a knife.
(c)To get cable TV and watch it every night.
(d)An Indian guru to show you the inner light.
(e)A meaningless love affair with a girl that you met tonight.
(f)Someone to love.
(g)Someone that you can trust.
(h)To try and be happy while you do the nasty things you must.
(i)A baby's arm holding an apple.

burmashave · « **Reply #4803 on:** July 27, 2008, 05:14:36 PM »

Number 6, please.

333 · « **Reply #4804 on:** July 27, 2008, 05:41:37 PM »

Would that be "F"?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4805 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:02:14 PM »

man, i've already done all that stuff. come on bro think outside the box here

burmashave · « **Reply #4806 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:01:06 PM »

No thanks, I'll take number 6.

alltherightpills · « **Reply #4807 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:07:02 PM »

I threaten Life with a knife on a daily basis. It's because I'm a cereal killer.

get it?

mark · « **Reply #4808 on:** July 27, 2008, 09:19:46 PM »

(f) yes
(e) fun while it lasts
(h) what we settle for the rest of the time

troppo · « **Reply #4809 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:42:38 AM »

Quote from: alltherightpills on July 27, 2008, 07:07:02 PM

I threaten Life with a knife on a daily basis. It's because I'm a cereal killer.

get it?

You heartless bastard, think of all those poor breakfast foods that have lost a family member due to your killings.................

333 · « **Reply #4810 on:** July 28, 2008, 07:10:29 AM »

Quote from: alltherightpills on July 27, 2008, 07:07:02 PM

I threaten Life with a knife on a daily basis. It's because I'm a cereal killer.

Seems to me that a spoon is a lot scarier utensil to cereal than a knife.

"What are you gonna do,butter me?"

burmashave · « **Reply #4811 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:52:27 AM »

Uh, uh. I know what you're thinking. Did he pour the milk, or is the cereal still dry? To tell the truth, I forgot to check myself in all the excitement. But bein' as how this is a Jethro Clampet spoon, the biggest spoon in the whooole world, you've got to ask yourself a kestion. Do I feel hungry. Well do you!? Punk!!!

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4812 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:09:25 PM »

my last dollars on the table
my hand is one card short
i'm all out of tricks, nothing up my sleeve
the deal is all done now
now it's time to leave

Roach Carver · « **Reply #4813 on:** July 29, 2008, 06:06:10 AM »

i just realized this threatd is at 344 pages.WOW

firecracker · « **Reply #4814 on:** July 30, 2008, 09:31:05 AM »

bump, bump, ba dump

alltherightpills · « **Reply #4815 on:** July 30, 2008, 10:09:57 AM »

www.ihasabucket.com

burmashave · « **Reply #4816 on:** July 30, 2008, 10:26:25 AM »

I'm in tears. The injustice of it all. :-(

firecracker · « **Reply #4817 on:** July 30, 2008, 10:33:01 AM »

At least they aren't trying to take his guns!

(now THAT'S shameless!)

burmashave · « **Reply #4818 on:** July 30, 2008, 10:40:07 AM »

If he'd had a gun, would they have taken his bucket away? Q.E.D.

333 · « **Reply #4819 on:** July 30, 2008, 11:17:13 AM »

If he had a gun, would we really care if he had a bucket?

Also, if he had a gun, how long would he be alive? I can just see SWAT arriving.

Chicago IL. Tax assessors office. Jake and Elwood have just gotten in the building. SWAT arrives.
Hut hut hut. Hut hut hut hut hut.

ProTeal55 · « **Reply #4820 on:** July 30, 2008, 11:26:31 AM »

HTTP://WWW.HALFFASTCHICAGO.COM

HTTP://WWW.HALFFASTCHICAGO.COM

firecracker · « **Reply #4821 on:** July 30, 2008, 11:55:18 AM »

Quote from: 333 on July 30, 2008, 11:17:13 AM

Chicago IL. Tax assessors office. Jake and Elwood have just gotten in the building. SWAT arrives.
Hut hut hut. Hut hut hut hut hut.

The things you can find on youtube... Amazing.

I think you'll enjoy this at about the 40 second mark...

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Bonus for John Candy fans:
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333 · « **Reply #4822 on:** July 30, 2008, 06:07:44 PM »

"We're in a truck!"

The next time I see that DVD in wide screen, it's mine!

Frankenkit · « **Reply #4823 on:** July 30, 2008, 06:55:19 PM »

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4824 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:21:29 PM »

i wonder who he's given the finger , cause he looks like he's about kick my ass

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Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3064962 times)

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