Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3064391 times)

JAG · « **Reply #4825 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:37:19 PM »

It's about time I jump in on this.....

um.......

OKay, Okay...

If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound???

( However it goes.. )

Thanks for playing

mark · « **Reply #4826 on:** July 30, 2008, 09:51:06 PM »

Quote from: JAG on July 30, 2008, 08:37:19 PM

If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound???

Last time I cut some down they all did.

Roach Carver · « **Reply #4827 on:** July 31, 2008, 06:31:36 AM »

the real question is , if a tree does in fact make a sound, is it possible for a sound to make a tree?

troppo · « **Reply #4828 on:** July 31, 2008, 06:38:35 AM »

Quote from: 71cb750 on July 31, 2008, 06:31:36 AM

the real question is , if a tree does in fact make a sound, is it possible for a sound to make a tree?

Thats very deep, i`ll have to meditate on it for a while

burmashave · « **Reply #4829 on:** July 31, 2008, 06:46:11 AM »

Quote from: 71cb750 on July 31, 2008, 06:31:36 AM

the real question is , if a tree does in fact make a sound, is it possible for a sound to make a tree?

Ha ha ha

JAG · « **Reply #4830 on:** July 31, 2008, 07:14:07 AM »

Quote from: 71cb750 on July 31, 2008, 06:31:36 AM

the real question is , if a tree does in fact make a sound, is it possible for a sound to make a tree?

Touché.... Ya got me on that one..

Well if we are all made up of energy, and it takes an atmosphere to create sound waves, I believe it is possible...

firecracker · « **Reply #4831 on:** July 31, 2008, 07:24:51 AM »

If a Tree Grows in Brooklyn, will it make dogs stop chasing Bugs Bunny?

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Cvillechopper · « **Reply #4832 on:** July 31, 2008, 07:34:45 AM »

The ultimate example of an over-inflated ego, sadistic masochism. You hurt yourself because you believe it hurts everyone else to see you in pain. Not to be confused with Machochistic Rectism, where your sense of self worth is based solely on your ability to make others appear weaker than you through harsh and usually base comments or causing them pain. Research has linked both with a slight degree of hermaphroditishness usually in the form of an enlarged clitoris mistaken for a penis.

There is also the rare case of Cornholeio Actitis evidenced by erratic speech patterns and the compulsive need to pull the back of your shirt collar to the top of your head while demanding sanitary tissue from complete strangers. While the absolute cause is unknown cases are usually associated with interactions with persons afflicted with Machochistic Rectism.

JAG · « **Reply #4833 on:** July 31, 2008, 07:38:31 AM »

Quote from: firecracker on July 31, 2008, 07:24:51 AM

If a Tree Grows in Brooklyn, will it make dogs stop chasing Bugs Bunny?

I really do miss the Looney Tunes.. And to think; They took the Looney Tune Cartoons off the air, because they were too violent and controversial!! Give me an F'in break..

burmashave · « **Reply #4834 on:** August 02, 2008, 12:27:10 AM »

I will do it with my spear and magic helmet!
Your spear and magic helmet?
Spear and magic helmet!
Magic helmet?
Magic helmet!
[mockingly] Magic helmet.

rhos1355 · « **Reply #4835 on:** August 02, 2008, 02:41:41 AM »

Masochistic Rectism, I like that description.
But I'm having a problem with grammar here; Could I call my boss a masochistic rectist?

Cvillechopper · « **Reply #4836 on:** August 02, 2008, 07:55:54 AM »

You'd need to call him a Macochistic Rectum.

rhos1355 · « **Reply #4837 on:** August 02, 2008, 08:31:54 AM »

Quote from: Cvillechopper on August 02, 2008, 07:55:54 AM

You'd need to call him a Macochistic Rectum.

Brilliant!

alltherightpills · « **Reply #4838 on:** August 02, 2008, 08:35:03 AM »

Rectum? Damn near killed em!

(doesn't work as well if you have to write it out

)

((does anybody actually know the rest of that joke, as far as I know only the punchline exists))

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #4839 on:** August 02, 2008, 05:27:12 PM »

Quote from: alltherightpills on August 02, 2008, 08:35:03 AM

Rectum? Damn near killed em!

(doesn't work as well if you have to write it out )

((does anybody actually know the rest of that joke, as far as I know only the punchline exists))

It was a "Little Johnny" joke, Johnny was telling the class about how he and his friends were shoving fire crackers up frogs arses, when the teacher corrected him, "No Johnny, don't say arses", "say, Rectum"

I think everybody knows the punchline.......................

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4840 on:** August 02, 2008, 05:52:53 PM »

i tie myself off.
shoot it in my veins
i feel like Marlon Brando.
and i've hit another days pain...

i'm going back were it's safe,
going back to the whom
i find my mothers comfort
here in a needle , and spoon ...

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #4841 on:** August 03, 2008, 01:47:38 AM »

Quote from: spikeybike on August 02, 2008, 05:52:53 PM

i tie myself off.
shoot it in my veins
i feel like Marlon Brando.
and i've hit another days pain...

i'm going back were it's safe,
going back to the whom
i find my mothers comfort
here in a needle , and spoon ...

And another firecracker up my rectum...............

boatsdickson · « **Reply #4842 on:** August 03, 2008, 05:51:53 AM »

Know whats cool about drug tests? PASSIN ONE. Yipppppppeeeeeee

burmashave · « **Reply #4843 on:** August 03, 2008, 06:17:12 AM »

Did you study hard for the test, or did you just cram? Personally, I don't study for tests because I like to keep the element of surprise on my side.

boatsdickson · « **Reply #4844 on:** August 03, 2008, 06:27:40 AM »

Studied hard. Floating eyeballs for a month..........

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4845 on:** August 03, 2008, 06:36:12 AM »

Quote from: boatsdickson on August 03, 2008, 05:51:53 AM

Know whats cool about drug tests? PASSIN ONE. Yipppppppeeeeeee

no no no no ,the coolest thing about drug tests , is no longer taking them , or worrying about failing them

Frankenkit · « **Reply #4846 on:** August 03, 2008, 08:53:08 AM »

Quote from: spikeybike on August 03, 2008, 06:36:12 AM

Quote from: boatsdickson on August 03, 2008, 05:51:53 AM
Know whats cool about drug tests? PASSIN ONE. Yipppppppeeeeeee

no no no no ,the coolest thing about drug tests , is no longer taking them , or worrying about failing them

Hear, hear!

(on both counts!)

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4847 on:** August 03, 2008, 05:06:58 PM »

ok so after i posted the song lyrics above, i got a concerned PM from a member
of coarse i was flattered, then i felt bad for making him worry.

so after i read his heart felt PM and responded, i got to thinking and this forum has done tons for my self esteem in the past years, so i think it's time to let you guys in

it's time for me to air some of the demons i've been hiding from you guys, i've always felt my life is open book. so instead of re-writing a post i'll just copy and paste my resonce PM ... here it is

i know this is SPBT and all but this is no joke

Quote from: spikeybike on August 02, 2008, 10:00:55 PM

"first off thats a song by mike ness (a damn good one too)

i'm not offended at all, i've hinted around it on the boards before

but never actually said ;

years ago ,i was an addict , pretty bad
i was up to about $80-$100 a day , living in my car, ...a real bottom feeder ya know . then i met michelle , someone who didn't use ,she wasn't like "the one who cleaned me up" but met her when i was already sick of of being a junkie. she was the original motivation. witch of coarse failed then she got knocked up
then i actually started "thinking" for the first time in years, .got straight (in patient, and out patient) that was 5 years ago .......................................................................
now that you have the official history lesson ..........

about 3 weeks ago, at the bar, i ran into an "old friend" . . (my first thought is #$%* ) anyway ' after the first ice breaking minutes the obvious came up , he says he's clean ......... turns out he lied . ..i had a weak moment . but i push through it.

he called me a few days later , but i'm still serious about being clean . then he calls a few days after that (waiting for me to crack, pure junkie move ) . i say to him "come on bro, do i really have to change my number?" " ok ok ok i guess your serious."
so thats my story....
SPBT is always where i've gotten stuff like that off my chest and it goes under the radar of most, except the select few that "get it" Wink (admittedly my earlier post was pretty obvious)

i appreciate the thought thats awesome

hmmmm maybe i should copy and paste this in the SPBT , others may have been thinking the same thing you were

Quote from: spikeybike on August 02, 2008, 10:57:39 PM

i forgot to mention that i did go to meeting , (lost touch with my sponsor awhile ago)

i told my little story ,with alot more details of coarse (sorry i type too slow, and don't have the patience)

i has gonna go to another, but i don't know ..... it's been weeks , and i feel ok ..

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4848 on:** August 03, 2008, 05:22:06 PM »

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one of tunes that brings a tear to my eye, every time

Mr Johann Vegas · « **Reply #4849 on:** August 03, 2008, 07:46:52 PM »

I like turtles.

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