Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[martino1972]

And that s don't play well with me either!

it almost seems you have a problem with me....did i hurt your feelings orso..??   

[burmashave]

i'm a dutch emigrant,thats why i talk so stupid... (i hate hearing myself talk)

and yes,you wanne keep paying attention when you split wood,but its fast...i can do a pickup box full in about 15 minutes...

Ya know, wouldn't C4 be even faster? I know a SEAL whose team had to take out an NVA bridge. The bridge turned out to be wooden. It seems they had way too much C4 for the job (it was a lot of C4), and they didn't want to bring any back. Suffice it to say, they literally turned the bridge into splinters.

I kind of like the accent. I suppose that it only makes sense that your accent seemed to be a cross between a Canadian and a really strong northern midwest accent.

[alltherightpills]

When I heard your accent, I had to do a double take to try and figure out where the hell you were from.  I thought it was maybe some sort of crazy Alberta accent. 

I do have to say that it is a little odd to now know what you look and sound like after reading the words in your posts and seeing your avatar.  Kinda like how it's weird to go through the mugshots thread and see what people actually look like.

[martino1972]

When I heard your accent, I had to do a double take to try and figure out where the hell you were from.  I thought it was maybe some sort of crazy Alberta accent. 

I do have to say that it is a little odd to now know what you look and sound like after reading the words in your posts and seeing your avatar.  Kinda like how it's weird to go through the mugshots thread and see what people actually look like.

i know,i got the same thing,i went through the mugshots myself,and some people there i pivtured way different then they accually are....funny how that works...

although i do picture mr.333 as a piston shaped head... ...(sorry 333,just playing with ya,i probably shouldnt do that... )

[Frankenkit]

I can't lie, I do look like the 1:00 am girl all the time.   


...'cept I'm usually covered in gas, grease, and somehow whatever other kind of random dirt I've gotten into.
...oh, and the trademark bandana.

[mrbreeze]

I can't figure out WTF you guys are talking about but I'll say one thing.....KEEP YER MEATHOOKS OUTA THAT WOODSPLITTER!!!!

[burmashave]

How about if we create the "Record Your Voice" thread so that we can all know what each other sound like.

And yes, Keep your fingers away from that splitter. If you use it in Canada, keep your fingers in another province. I worry about my fingers just watching the video. ;-)

[martino1972]

I can't lie, I do look like the 1:00 am girl all the time.   


...'cept I'm usually covered in gas, grease, and somehow whatever other kind of random dirt I've gotten into.
...oh, and the trademark bandana.

i told you guys...SHE LOOKS LIKE THE 1 am girl..........and being covert in grease and what not,only makes it more appealing(did i spell that right,dont think so)............
pppffftttt.....and then some say i should stop the ass kissing.....just stating the fact's here....

[martino1972]

How about if we create the "Record Your Voice" thread so that we can all know what each other sound like.

And yes, Keep your fingers away from that splitter. If you use it in Canada, keep your fingers in another province. I worry about my fingers just watching the video. ;-)

that record your voice would be an awesome idea...!!!!!!! and include a picture,or even better a video of yourself...!!!!    would be awesome,i did it already,you all know how ugly i am ,and how i sound like an idiot...so dont be a shamed...cant be worse then me.....

and keeping the fingers away from the autch end of the splitter is not that hard,sofar i can still count to ten using my fingers(maybe eleven when im open minded... )...
and i split alllooooooottttt of wood with that thing already......
  ...i keep talking about "wood"....does that mean i'm sexually frustrated..?   

[333]

I can't lie, I do look like the 1:00 am girl all the time.   


...'cept I'm usually covered in gas, grease, and somehow whatever other kind of random dirt I've gotten into.
...oh, and the trademark bandana.

The native are already restless, please don't incite them any more.  The next thing you know, there will be a riot on your hands.  Then I would have to stop them.

[burmashave]

and keeping the fingers away from the autch end of the splitter is not that hard,sofar i can still count to ten using my fingers(maybe eleven when im open minded... )...

This one goes all the way to eleven.

[Frankenkit]

Cool log splitter... I always liked the old drive-shaft powered devices, but we could hardly be kids in rural Wisconsin without getting lectured (to death!) on the dangers of PTO shafts and such, little old men and EMTs going on about how they saw limbs ripped off, utter chaos, sheep raped, etc etc. 

...it makes that stuff THAT MUCH COOLER!!! 

Oh, and yeah, I was thinking "That's not a canuck accent... he sounds a little german, or dutch, or something...?"  Kinda cute. 


...I'm only counting 10... am I not open minded enough, or am I experiencing a numeric failure?

[burmashave]

...I'm only counting 10... am I not open minded enough, or am I experiencing a numeric failure?

Nope, you just haven't watched This is Spinal Tap enough times.

[Spikeybike]

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a classic for sure

[firecracker]

I got the Spinal Tap reference,


...but thought he was counting to 11 with his pants down.

 




 

[Frankenkit]

...see, that was where I was at too...

[firecracker]

Great    minds think alike!
        ^
sick & twisted



 

[firecracker]

A bit quiet, so turn it up!

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[burmashave]

Yup, the minds are on the wavelength today. For some reason, I was thinking about "mostly dead" since yesterday:

And later on, "What do you expect, he's been mostly dead all day."

[Spikeybike]

BLAAAA, BLAAA,BLAAAA

is it friday yet, i just wanna go home and sleep for about 15 hours

[Spikeybike]

can you tell i don't wanna work today   

[burmashave]

BLAAAA, BLAAA,BLAAAA

is it friday yet, i just wanna go home and sleep for about 15 hours

Better still, can you sleep for 6 hours and then go home?

[Frankenkit]

I am SO glad it's a slow day @ work today.  The only downside is that the only pt. I've moved today weighed more than my motorcycle...

[DammitDan]

How many #$%*s do we have on this ship anyhow?

[martino1972]

Kinda cute. 


...I'm only counting 10... am I not open minded enough, or am I experiencing a numeric failure?

now your making me blush........where's the blush emotion......

oh,and you only being able to count to ten,must be a female"shortcoming"....