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« Reply #5450 on: September 04, 2008, 06:56:20 AM »
Hey Terry, were you there for the Australian Stiletto Sprint?


I am in awe. I once dated a woman who could walk down what was essentially a ladder (3 inch planks almost straight down--going forward) in stilettos. She could have entered.

Yeah mate, I fitted them with their shoes, Al Bundy style................  ;D

Like Sinatra said, "Nice work if you can get it." ;-D
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« Reply #5451 on: September 04, 2008, 07:09:03 AM »
3 hours of sleep is not enough.   >:(

no sh!t... damn coon in my attic! 

i've named him terry because he sounds like he's up there after a hard night of getting wasted.  i'm fairly nocturnal myself but when our new roommate comes home at 4 am, hes pretty hard to put up with.

i'm about to get the shotgun and not worry about my rented roof!
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« Reply #5452 on: September 04, 2008, 07:19:04 AM »
Soon to be Vented roof. ;D
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« Reply #5453 on: September 05, 2008, 06:25:01 AM »

i'm about to get the shotgun and not worry about my rented roof!

What???? You can't kill "Terry" Heffy, send him to me, I always wanted a 'coon! Where my sister and her family live in CA, the big buggers come and knock over her trash cans and make a real mess, but she's got coyote's and cougars sneaking around too, so the 'coons aren't her biggest worry, ha ha! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #5454 on: September 05, 2008, 07:21:23 AM »

...my sister and her family live in CA...



I didn't know you had family here, Terry!  In honor of that, here is a poster for each of you...

Them:





You:




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« Reply #5455 on: September 05, 2008, 05:58:18 PM »
Ha ha, thanks mate, yep, my sis and her husband have lived in the US for around 20 years now, and I've got an American born niece and nephew. You might have seen or heard them, he was in "Liar Liar" and "Dickie Roberts" when he was a kid (he's in college now) and she is a high school cheerleader and does modelling work for "American Girl" and other magazines, and they both did voices in "Finding Nemo" and a couple of others I can't remember. Cheers, Terry. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #5456 on: September 05, 2008, 08:41:07 PM »
Uncle Terry looks meaner than Uncle Sam.
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« Reply #5457 on: September 07, 2008, 08:41:33 AM »
Glad somebody noticed the work I put into the eyes...


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« Reply #5458 on: September 07, 2008, 08:42:53 AM »
You'd have a mean look if you had to endure all those sheep shagging jokes.
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« Reply #5459 on: September 07, 2008, 03:09:26 PM »
You'd have a mean look if you had to endure all those sheep shagging jokes.

I think you meant to say "You'd have a mean look if you had to endure shagging all those sheep." ;)
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« Reply #5460 on: September 07, 2008, 03:10:55 PM »
See what I mean?
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« Reply #5461 on: September 07, 2008, 05:27:36 PM »
well,found out there's a short coming on a bobber....a short rear fender when it rains....
or should i say when it hails......soaked up to my ass.....shameless...... ;D ;D ;D ;D
got to love those short summers in canada,damnit.... :D :D

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« Reply #5462 on: September 07, 2008, 08:36:47 PM »
Did the hail/rain put the fire out?
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« Reply #5463 on: September 07, 2008, 08:38:07 PM »
Did the hail/rain put the fire out?

no, :D :D....that fire represents the fact that im just divorced.... ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #5464 on: September 07, 2008, 08:38:56 PM »
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« Reply #5465 on: September 07, 2008, 08:49:12 PM »
shameless

This, from a guy with a #$@^& on his face.
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« Reply #5466 on: September 07, 2008, 08:50:00 PM »
jealous ? 

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« Reply #5467 on: September 07, 2008, 09:06:11 PM »
i'll show my true shamelessness, i love this beer so much, i had to have the glass


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« Reply #5468 on: September 07, 2008, 09:06:58 PM »
and the matching coaster  ;D ;D

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« Reply #5469 on: September 07, 2008, 09:25:33 PM »
beer makes up for more then woman can break.... ;D ;D

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« Reply #5470 on: September 07, 2008, 09:42:12 PM »
sing it with me

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« Reply #5471 on: September 07, 2008, 10:11:38 PM »
oke,im singing,while digging a shallow hole...
im gonne play this one on guitar on my next jam session,thanks spike... ;D ;D

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« Reply #5472 on: September 08, 2008, 08:00:51 AM »
Did the hail/rain put the fire out?

no, :D :D....that fire represents the fact that im just divorced.... ;D ;D ;D


Ahh!  Now I understand!!!


So, you've been playing the field and caught something.  :-\

Don't worry, penicillin should clear up that burning sensation.


 ;D


Ooh, just realized it could be that your wife suddenly gave you something,   :o  thus necessitating the divorce.


Maybe I should just stay out of it...     :-X

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« Reply #5473 on: September 08, 2008, 11:14:33 AM »
no,havent been playing the field....can't stand female attitude right now......
the fire more represents the fact that im NOT playing the fields..... ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #5474 on: September 08, 2008, 12:05:46 PM »
...and now for something completely different.


Ever wonder about American Copyright law?  No?  Well, this at least makes the subject entertaining...

 8)

[youtube=425,350]CJn_jC4FNDo[/youtube]


I can't imagine how many hours months it took to edit that together...   
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