The worst drink I ever had was in Ireland. I got it from some sketchy gift stand in the airport. There was no brand name. It was in a mini jug. It was brown. It just plainly stated on the outside of the jug "Irish Moonshine". That's it. Cost about thirteen dollars and some change. Came in at just over a pint. I remember crying blood but that's about it... I have been around the world. I have had all sorts of fabled drinks. Absinthe, Soju, Saki, Habu Saki, Some Vodka I can't even pronounce. I was literally tripping on this stuff. Some how we made it back to our plane and we landed in Mass. There was a bad snow storm so we had to stay there. We were outside having a smoke and my friend squinted off into the distance and said "Guys. Don't worry. Sasquatch is comming." I don't know if he was faking it or not. He to this day doesn't remember saying it, or so he claims. We started to sober up and started feeling like crap, so we skipped the bloody mary and went straight for the shots of whisky. That' was horrible.
The moral of the story? If you find yourself in an airport in Ireland and see some ancient man selling booze at a gift stand and you see a little brown jug that just simply says "Irish Moonshine"... don't think just get it.
