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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7675 on: January 10, 2009, 04:26:13 PM »
Snatchface Junior?


hahahahaha nice

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7676 on: January 10, 2009, 10:11:49 PM »
Snatchface Junior?


hahahahaha nice

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« Reply #7677 on: January 11, 2009, 12:13:34 AM »
Today in shameless history..........


Hey hey hey, speaking of insensitive people making fun of your disabilities, how do you think I feel with this little "challenge" that I've had to live with all my life? :o



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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7678 on: January 11, 2009, 01:22:54 AM »
why do i always feel drawn to this thread when i'm #$%*faced ....  it's like the night cap    *hickup*     
















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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7679 on: January 11, 2009, 07:23:37 PM »

Gent 1: Watch that sidewalk, it's pretty slick.
Gent 2: How slick is that?
Gent 1: Slicker than snot on a doorknob.



True story.  Many, many years ago, I visited Mt. Rushmore with my family.  In the parking lot was a Jeep with a hand painted Garfield on the tire cover.


The words on the tire cover?




Jeeps are slicker than hammered cat #$%*.


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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7680 on: January 12, 2009, 01:14:48 AM »


Salesman: [ seated at lunch counter ] As a salesman, I do a lot of traveling. And when it comes to lunch, I grab what I can, usually on the run. And when I want mineral water, I keep it simple, and I keep it domestic. [ places bottle on counter ] I drink Swill. The water that's dredged from Lake Erie.

[ voice over video of Swill being dredged from Lake Erie ]

Nothing's added to Swill. It comes straight from the Lake to you. Maybe you thought only European countries had mineral water, but let me tell you: we bottle some pretty special water right here in America.

[ cut back to Salesman at lunch counter ]

Yeah. America. Water with a character all its own. Swill's refreshing; it's low in calories; and Swill helps wash down a hearty meal like this that tends to just lay in your stomach. [ pours runny ketchup on his hamburger ]

[ Music Over: "Anticipation" by Carly Simon ]



[ Plays as Swill slowly pours into Salesman's glass, complete with sludge, dirt and a pull-tab from a soda can ]

Salesman: I like mine with a twist. [ squeezes a lime wedge into his glass of Swill ]

Announcer: Swill. Everything you've always wanted in a mineral water. And more.



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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7681 on: January 12, 2009, 10:36:13 AM »
can't think of anything especially shameless at the moment.

darn.

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7682 on: January 12, 2009, 10:59:04 AM »
this hilariously shameless    (trust me that kid has NO shame)


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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7683 on: January 12, 2009, 10:59:41 AM »

can't think of anything especially shameless at the moment.

darn.



When all else fails, please choose one from below:

1) Ni
2) Spam
3) That is an ex-parrot
4) A Shrubbery
5) My post counter is stuck
6) My post counter is stuck again
7) Terry likes sheep
8 ) Hey Marti, whatcha drinkin'?
9) Hey Kit, whatcha wearin'?
          (sorry Kit, I had to)

10) This day in shameless history


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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7684 on: January 12, 2009, 11:09:42 AM »
there's nothing wrong with my post counter.
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7685 on: January 12, 2009, 11:10:30 AM »
yup.

still works.

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7686 on: January 12, 2009, 11:13:30 AM »
I counted 594 posts on my drive in to work today....well, they were the ones visible above the snowbanks. ;)
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7687 on: January 12, 2009, 11:41:56 AM »
Classis pic Spikey! What he lacks in shamelessness he makes up for in photogenic(ness)...or whatever the word should be! (or should that be the other way around???I give up I haven't slept in 40 hours!)

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7688 on: January 12, 2009, 11:53:51 AM »
the post counter still works.

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7689 on: January 12, 2009, 11:58:05 AM »
No it doesn't.
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7690 on: January 12, 2009, 12:12:29 PM »
Enjoy....or not, as the case may be.

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7691 on: January 12, 2009, 12:12:46 PM »
..... http://www.r6-forum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77948 ..........  >:( >:( What an azzwipe.

daaaaaaamn. sh!t got deeper in a few days.

and folks here thought B. was bad.

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7692 on: January 12, 2009, 03:05:27 PM »
Hiya! We're back from camping. I checked out that thread again. That guy really deserves all that he gets and more. What an a-hole. It's not that hard to track someone down if you really want to, especially if they are doing stuff over the net. It just takes time and dedication. I think he is sh!tting himself right now.  8)
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7693 on: January 12, 2009, 03:12:09 PM »

thats a cool dude, has he had is first ride yet?? im gonna start wearing my bandana like that with my jet helmet!!
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7694 on: January 12, 2009, 05:52:03 PM »

can't think of anything especially shameless at the moment.

darn.



When all else fails, please choose one from below:

1) Ni
2) Spam
3) That is an ex-parrot
4) A Shrubbery
5) My post counter is stuck
6) My post counter is stuck again
7) Terry likes sheep
8 ) Hey Marti, whatcha drinkin'?
9) Hey Kit, whatcha wearin'?
          (sorry Kit, I had to)

10) This day in shameless history


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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7695 on: January 12, 2009, 07:14:39 PM »
what's marty drinkin' tonight??

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7696 on: January 12, 2009, 07:18:02 PM »
toady in shameless history......


blah.. blah... blah...






{oops should have said last week sorry for any confusion.}

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7697 on: January 12, 2009, 07:27:24 PM »
toady in shameless history......


blah.. blah... blah...



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« Reply #7698 on: January 12, 2009, 09:03:13 PM »
toady in shameless history......


blah.. blah... blah...



Somtimes I just can't help myself!

Oh for the love of god.... :P
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #7699 on: January 12, 2009, 09:05:29 PM »
what did i tell ya , .... drunk ,.. and looking at this nonsense  ;D ;D