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« Reply #9200 on: March 15, 2009, 12:46:43 AM »
Enlightenment is like the moon reflected on the water...
The moon does not get wet, nor is the water broken, but all the stars and the entire sky are reflected in a single dew drop on a blade of grass.

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« Reply #9201 on: March 15, 2009, 07:48:00 AM »
I use statistics the same way a drunk uses a lamp post... for support rather than illumination.
"Moderation in all things - especially moderation. Too much moderation is excessive. The occasional excess is all part of living the moderate life."
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« Reply #9202 on: March 15, 2009, 08:08:24 AM »
if it has tits or tires.......
                    sooner or later......
                                  It's gonna give you trouble ::)

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« Reply #9203 on: March 15, 2009, 08:18:48 AM »
if it has tits or tires.......
                    sooner or later......
                                  It's gonna give you trouble ::)
From my experience......this is so true!
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« Reply #9204 on: March 15, 2009, 08:23:28 AM »
The schnozberries taste like schnit....   >:(
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« Reply #9205 on: March 15, 2009, 08:29:32 AM »
Thanks for the heads up.........
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« Reply #9206 on: March 15, 2009, 08:38:01 AM »
if it has tits or tires.......
                    sooner or later......
                                  It's gonna give you trouble ::)

If that were the case, why do guys tend to like bigger ones? (tires and tits) Wouldn't that equate to asking for more trouble? You bring it on yourselves, ya know.  :D

A single friend of mine is often heard saying when asked what is his type of woman... He's looking for 5'6", blond with biggun's. My answer... blond easily comes in a bottle, you can buy her some heels and biggun's just become longun's...  ;D
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« Reply #9207 on: March 15, 2009, 08:44:56 AM »
Like Spicoli said........."Danger is my business!!!".... ;D
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« Reply #9208 on: March 15, 2009, 09:03:57 AM »
I had seriously considered not participating in this random pointlessness, but I soon realized if the point is to post meaningless post the only way I could harm it is by posting something sensible causing me to participate.

The bad news is although I choose to make a point, the fact that no one cares or even notices makes this pointless.
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« Reply #9209 on: March 15, 2009, 09:05:13 AM »
My buddy and I once cut the hands and feet off his sister's Barbie doll.

My buddy and I once took his kids fishing.

While we were catching our limits of nice tasty Rainbow Trout, his dog was breaking in to the kids' closet.

The Barbies escaped unscathed.

The Kens weren't so lucky and received the canine's full wrath.

Upon our return, we found 'Plane Crash Ken' all over the floor, and 'Industrial Accident Ken' minus a leg.

'Plane Crash Ken''s remains were swept up and disposed of.

I took 'Industrial Accident Ken' home with me - with the promise that he would return soon... "Good as new.".

I placed the hapless Ken under general anesthesia and surgically removed the ragged end of his leg, then ran a drill up to about mid-thigh.

I chucked a nice piece of hardwood dowel in the lathe and turned a handsome prosthesis, also drilled about an inch or so through the center. Finished with a coat of shellac and paste wax. Cut the head off of a long sheet-metal screw and threaded it into the prosthesis.

Applied adhesive to the screw and attached the prosthesis to Ken's leg. Found that it took a bit of tugging to get Ken's pants over the assembled prosthesis and that if posed carefully, he could stand.

'Peg Leg Ken' returned home to a warm, if amused, welcome.

He became quite popular around the neighborhood, providing entertainment far beyond the capability of the ordinary Ken doll.


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« Reply #9210 on: March 15, 2009, 09:08:38 AM »
DAMN!!!!!! I love happy endings!!!!!.....way ta go Dr. Mark!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #9211 on: March 15, 2009, 09:26:17 AM »
in my case MickeyX is only half right, I like big fat tires and big boobys not so much.....but 

I like big butts I can not lie, all you other brothers can't deny, when she puts the big round thing in your face you get SPRUNG  ;D

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« Reply #9212 on: March 15, 2009, 09:33:34 AM »
mark, thats awesome.
don't take me too seriously.

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« Reply #9213 on: March 15, 2009, 11:43:42 AM »
Mark is the ice-truck killer.

Sorry that'll only make sense of you watch Dexter.
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« Reply #9214 on: March 15, 2009, 11:51:18 AM »
you can't prove that.


who the hell is Dexter?

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« Reply #9215 on: March 15, 2009, 11:56:01 AM »
what
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« Reply #9216 on: March 15, 2009, 11:56:15 AM »
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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« Reply #9217 on: March 15, 2009, 11:57:31 AM »
hell! :D :D :D :D :D
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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« Reply #9218 on: March 15, 2009, 12:17:10 PM »
you can't prove that.


who the hell is Dexter?



It's some Showtime series, they have 3 seasons out on DVD.

Dexter is the main character and he is a serial killer that kills serial killers and general scumbags. It's actually a very addictive show.
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« Reply #9219 on: March 15, 2009, 12:21:35 PM »
Ooh! Season 3 came out?
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« Reply #9220 on: March 15, 2009, 12:22:29 PM »
Ooh! Season 3 came out?


I believe I saw it at Blockbuster the other week.
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« Reply #9221 on: March 15, 2009, 12:26:45 PM »
Yeah, if Mark was the Ice truck killer he couldn't be typing these messages... unless he is typing them from the great beyond.

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« Reply #9222 on: March 15, 2009, 12:30:08 PM »
Ahhhh!

I actually just finished season 1 last night. Man that is a good show.
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« Reply #9223 on: March 15, 2009, 01:42:05 PM »
Oops, sorry if I spoiled all the ghoulish fun for ya.
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« Reply #9224 on: March 15, 2009, 02:03:02 PM »
Hey Ink, how come you never made it to St. Louie?

Holy carp! 420 posts! Wish I could celebrate this is some way or fashion...  8)
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