Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3039362 times)

Inkscars · « **Reply #9375 on:** March 20, 2009, 12:59:35 PM »

Someone chat me up on yahoo messenger or AIM or something. I'm dying here.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9376 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:01:00 PM »

once I throw another load in, I can bug you on FB chat...

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9377 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:03:11 PM »

I'm here, no wait just clocked out and going home with my bag of sunshine.

Dying need a defib? I am cpr certified, wouldn't have figured that if ya saw my ugly mug.WAIT.. ya'll did......
Here's a new one, and yes a smoke and a pancake were involved...

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9378 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:05:11 PM »

Ha ha I just made a new page, and so shamless too.
What the hell is FB= fart bunchers? I know if that's it i'm in, the keflex I have been on all week is making me a fart buncher....

Inkscars · « **Reply #9379 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:09:54 PM »

Goon, what the hell are you on about?

And quit saying "my ugly mug"
You're ridiculous.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9380 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:12:06 PM »

Yeah, Goon, you're cute as hell...

...at least your Mom probably thinks so.

MickeyX · « **Reply #9381 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:13:30 PM »

Hey little woman, shouldn't you be doing laundry or something?

(I am gonna get so beat to h*ll for that one.

)

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9382 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:27:58 PM »

My ugly mug
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mlinder · « **Reply #9383 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:29:27 PM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9384 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:29:47 PM »

C'mon, Goon, we all know mouth-to-mouth and CPR are the only way you get a good feel-up and tonsil action.

...now where'd ah hide mah chloroform?

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9385 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:32:17 PM »

The second one....Yeah that's not me...

Inkscars · « **Reply #9386 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:34:00 PM »

Oh man. Well this is a little more entertaining.
So CPR doesn't count as 1st base?
I'm confused.

firecracker · « **Reply #9387 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:34:36 PM »

Quote from: Kit on March 20, 2009, 01:29:47 PM

...now where'd ah hide mah chloroform?

Under the borrachero tree.

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9388 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:35:04 PM »

Yeah I dunno Kit with that new fangled gismo mouth piece I can get no...tonsil action... or herpes either, ahh the gift that keep on giving...The feel up now that another story......

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9389 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:37:50 PM »

Ok gotta go for the half an hour drive to north of the river where my shack is.....
See ya when ya see me, um errrr something like that.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9390 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:39:14 PM »

herpes? Feck herpes, I'd just worry about gastric inflation.

BARRRRFFFFF

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #9391 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:00:29 PM »

Goon going home north
Herpes is OK to Kit
Ink can't get to 1st.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9392 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:02:32 PM »

Herpes is only ok to me cuz dookie has gonnasyphiherpelaids.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9393 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:20:32 PM »

I say something similar Gynnahepaherpesyphilaids.
Try getting rid of THAT twice.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9394 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:29:59 PM »

Quote from: Inkscars on March 20, 2009, 02:20:32 PM

I say something similar Gynnahepaherpesyphilaids.
Try getting rid of THAT twice.

WD-40 and a lighter oughta get rid of that real quick.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9395 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:34:10 PM »

I knew there was an easier way.
Havoc, drive down here and help me finish my bike. I'm ready to go riding and it's not fixing itself.
*snaps fingers*

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9396 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:34:37 PM »

I gave my sis the same solution for getting hair-dye pink-hand. She argued that she still wanted hands after. Pff. Details! Kids these days!

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9397 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:56:05 PM »

Quote from: Inkscars on March 20, 2009, 02:34:10 PM

I knew there was an easier way.
Havoc, drive down here and help me finish my bike. I'm ready to go riding and it's not fixing itself.
*snaps fingers*

Yes, masa, don't hurt me masa, I'm on my way masa.

Won't be my CB but after tonight I could ride my GPZ down there. I don't have to work till Tuesday.

Needs an air filter though... don't wanna suck a bird through my turbo. So might not be a good idea after all. $:-\$

Sorry toots.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9398 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:05:33 PM »

You're no fun at all.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9399 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:09:58 PM »

lol What can I say.... I try.

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