Goon,
Everything you said makes perfect sense.
This being a shameless thread, I'll share some of my infinite wisdom. Why? Because I feel like it.
A few things that i've learned on my long strange trip;
Don't marry anybody that would want you different than what you already are.
Don't waste your time on people that don't laugh.
Don't take advice from someone in prison.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does help you afford things that make you smile.
If you can't get dirty, you're no fun.
Nobody has the right to tell you not to do something, but if you really care about them, you won't put them in a position to ask.
Personality is more important than looks, but it makes it easier if it's the whole package.
Size does matter. (take that how you will)
and last but not least,
Drugs might be fun, but they'll ruin your f*&king life.
Anyone got anything that I should know?