I can...
Ahhhhhhh there it is.... a fresh new page.
Go ahead.... I know your perturbed.
<----- that's your face.
Yea I see it. No need to hide.
How can I see your face.....??
My x-ray specs.
Lets me see right through the interweb and into your homes.
So relax.... have a Fresca.... and enjoy the fact that you are so special to me that I waste my day looking through your screens at your lives.
Because I care.
About you.
And whatever it is that you do.
In the comfort of your home.
Alone.
Not really.
Because I'm there.
With my
x-ray specs.
Watching.
and now sounding really creepy.
Sorry.