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« Reply #9775 on: March 31, 2009, 06:58:33 AM »
I was gonna say, I prolly have a whole colony living in there if it hides in fat.


It would also explain my joint aches and hot flashes. THis is just fabulous. I freaking HATE the doctor.
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« Reply #9776 on: March 31, 2009, 07:09:48 AM »
He didn't cause your pains, did he(she)?
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« Reply #9777 on: March 31, 2009, 07:19:39 AM »
Actually, I don't like to refer to my life at, "the academy"... tick tick tick.

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« Reply #9778 on: March 31, 2009, 07:30:15 AM »
If you had a real case of salmonella poisoning you'd be in the hospital by now.
Take some Immodium and eat more fiber and call me in the morning.  :)

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« Reply #9779 on: March 31, 2009, 07:39:04 AM »
I don't know one way or another. The encyclopedia says that most people can carry salmonella for 2 weeks or a month if it's not very serious.

I'd rather have salmonella than freaking IBS or some disease that i'ma have forever.
I got it, I'll just pretend I have a tapeworm. :P
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« Reply #9780 on: March 31, 2009, 07:55:12 AM »
To quote a trek episode from last night:
"I hate people, but I REALLY hate doctors."
Troi: "Last time I checked, doctors ARE people?"
"No they're not! Ask any patient!"

It made me lol.

At school waiting for the book store to open so I can grab some batteries for my dead calculator. 
I swear all the special people show up at "#$%*ing early, AM" just to yell blunt one-liners at each other while the caffeine-deficient of us try not to hurt people.
Seriously.  Who the hell argues about someone being "grumpy"?  Who the hell USES the word grumpy?

For Christ's sake, open a damn thesaurus.  "Crotchety, cantankerous, crabby!  Ill tempered! BAD tempered! Curmudgeonly!  Tetchy.  Touchy. #$%*y. Angry. SOUR.  Prickly. Crusty. Irascible.  Bearish, churlish, surly! Hoppin hot momma they could've at least said 'cross' or 'snappish' or some other sort of pretentious word that stupid people really can't grasp but they've heard it enough to repeat it. 

I want the world to shut the hell up and give me a Rockstar.

I missed my bus and had to drive, and had to park way out in the boonies.  I can't find my classroom, where the HELL in BFE is room 132b, besides "hidden behind the welding dept."  IT'S A #$%*ING MATH CLASS, PUT IT NEAR THE MATH DEPARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!

then I have 4 hrs from the end of math to the beginning of Softball. Yay.  I hope to god I'm not stuck with a bunch of sweaty moosies who just want to beat on things. I hope at least one knows what deodorant is. 

A bunch of our mc parts came in and they're all sitting in the car, waiting until tomorrow when I can do something with them. 

Had to pay 6x the original OEM honda cost for a damn spark plug wrench because the moco in their infinite wisdom decided to discontinue it... but reaching 2 and 3 more easily makes it worth it... sorta.

That's it.
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« Reply #9781 on: March 31, 2009, 08:11:05 AM »
Somebody has a case of the Mondays, on Tuesday! Woohoo!

I like curmudgenly and crotchety myself.

yeah, could be a slight case if you have it, I know when I get a slight case by the smell of my BM after my last hospital visit for when I got wholopped by it. If it is slight, Immodium and bannannas will stop you up good.
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« Reply #9782 on: March 31, 2009, 08:20:42 AM »

Had to pay 6x the original OEM honda cost for a damn spark plug wrench because the moco in their infinite wisdom decided to discontinue it... but reaching 2 and 3 more easily makes it worth it... sorta.

Um.... why? You shoulda PM'd me. I'll hook you up Kit.

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« Reply #9783 on: March 31, 2009, 08:54:34 AM »
Had to pay 6x the original OEM honda cost for a damn spark plug wrench because the moco in their infinite wisdom decided to discontinue it... but reaching 2 and 3 more easily makes it worth it... sorta.

you just aint shopping at the right store........

Mine was like 50ยข at one of those funky little second-hand stores in funky little redneck Redmond......

should be hundreds of the little buggers lying around PDX somewhere.

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« Reply #9784 on: March 31, 2009, 09:31:50 AM »
You shoula tryed Vicious Cycle on MLK!

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« Reply #9785 on: March 31, 2009, 09:41:26 AM »
HYe Ink I wasn't tryin to scare anyone from the good ol' yard bird, but I was meaning to say that it is my reasoning to why I want to grow my own chickens, I know where they came from, what it took to raise them, and what's in them when I cook them. I grew up on this so it's easier for me to do and butcher.
I LOVE farm fresh eggs too. ;D
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« Reply #9786 on: March 31, 2009, 09:45:39 AM »
HYe Ink I wasn't tryin to scare anyone from the good ol' yard bird, but I was meaning to say that it is my reasoning to why I want to grow my own chickens, I know where they came from, what it took to raise them, and what's in them when I cook them. I grew up on this so it's easier for me to do and butcher.
I LOVE farm fresh eggs too. ;D

Lets hope you pay someone to clean the coop. Dirtiest little winged animal alive. Never seen an animal #$%* concrete like they can.
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« Reply #9787 on: March 31, 2009, 10:15:23 AM »
Rainy sweat from tap dancing elk roaring like pink calanders.
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« Reply #9788 on: March 31, 2009, 10:23:40 AM »
I only like chickens for chokin'...
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« Reply #9789 on: March 31, 2009, 10:55:14 AM »
plentiful prancing passive pink platapi pass piles o purple poo.
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« Reply #9790 on: March 31, 2009, 10:58:37 AM »
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« Reply #9791 on: March 31, 2009, 10:59:26 AM »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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« Reply #9792 on: March 31, 2009, 11:03:24 AM »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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« Reply #9793 on: March 31, 2009, 11:05:18 AM »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Either you, or your msn hates me Havoc.

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« Reply #9794 on: March 31, 2009, 11:05:37 AM »
dook! dook!
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« Reply #9795 on: March 31, 2009, 11:10:22 AM »
Life is like a box of chocolates............



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« Reply #9796 on: March 31, 2009, 11:13:02 AM »
dook! dook!

John Wayne is dead..... sorry to break it to you.  :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #9797 on: March 31, 2009, 11:31:47 AM »
I hate Ferret right back.  :P
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« Reply #9798 on: March 31, 2009, 11:39:07 AM »
Hurumph.

I kinda miss having the ferrets. Not cleaning them though. ICK!

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« Reply #9799 on: March 31, 2009, 11:43:13 AM »
Me no likey weasels and weiner dogs.

Scare me like little people and clowns.
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