Goddamn, sounds like quite a few folks are making it up for Mods v. Rockers. Too bad I just found out I have to go to Wisconsin next weekend. I'll say it once, I'll say it again: Family ruins everything.
Looks like you all will have to wait to see my famous "make 6 beers, dignity and my pants disappear" trick. Shame, really.
Wait a minute. You grew up in Wisconsin and MOVED to IL? How did your parents feel about you
becoming a FIB? Didn't they raise you better than that?
For the sake of irony:
My parents were going to fly out last week, which happened to be Finals week, and also I happened to get some kind of nasty stomach bug so I'm glad they weren't here last week...
but they're coming this week. This Sunday.
...which is also PRIDE week here in Portland.
Joy.