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« Reply #14650 on: June 13, 2009, 09:08:17 AM »
Goddamn, sounds like quite a few folks are making it up for Mods v. Rockers.  Too bad I just found out I have to go to Wisconsin next weekend.  I'll say it once, I'll say it again:  Family ruins everything.

Looks like you all will have to wait to see my famous "make 6 beers, dignity and my pants disappear" trick.  Shame, really.

Wait a minute.  You grew up in Wisconsin and MOVED to IL?  How did your parents feel about you becoming a FIB?  Didn't they raise you better than that? :D

For the sake of irony:

My parents were going to fly out last week, which happened to be Finals week, and also I happened to get some kind of nasty stomach bug so I'm glad they weren't here last week...
but they're coming this week.  This Sunday.
...which is also PRIDE week here in Portland.
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14651 on: June 13, 2009, 09:11:06 AM »
If I had my bike out of the shop I would ride up for Mods vs. Rockers for the hell of it since I have no job  :) >:(
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« Reply #14652 on: June 13, 2009, 09:19:03 AM »
Pride was last week here Kit.
Mom lives in New douglas, IL. It's my understanding that It's about 1/2 way to chicago. or maybe  almost 1/2.
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« Reply #14653 on: June 13, 2009, 09:21:40 AM »
Goddamn, sounds like quite a few folks are making it up for Mods v. Rockers.  Too bad I just found out I have to go to Wisconsin next weekend.  I'll say it once, I'll say it again:  Family ruins everything.

Looks like you all will have to wait to see my famous "make 6 beers, dignity and my pants disappear" trick.  Shame, really.

Wait a minute.  You grew up in Wisconsin and MOVED to IL?  How did your parents feel about you becoming a FIB?  Didn't they raise you better than that? :D

For the sake of irony:

My parents were going to fly out last week, which happened to be Finals week, and also I happened to get some kind of nasty stomach bug so I'm glad they weren't here last week...
but they're coming this week.  This Sunday.
...which is also PRIDE week here in Portland.
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14654 on: June 13, 2009, 09:23:12 AM »
Goddamn, sounds like quite a few folks are making it up for Mods v. Rockers.  Too bad I just found out I have to go to Wisconsin next weekend.  I'll say it once, I'll say it again:  Family ruins everything.

Looks like you all will have to wait to see my famous "make 6 beers, dignity and my pants disappear" trick.  Shame, really.

Wait a minute.  You grew up in Wisconsin and MOVED to IL?  How did your parents feel about you becoming a FIB?  Didn't they raise you better than that? :D



Oh, the shame.  Worse than when I moved to TX.  I never heard the end of it.
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« Reply #14655 on: June 13, 2009, 09:32:08 AM »
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« Reply #14656 on: June 13, 2009, 09:36:25 AM »
#$%*ing In Bred

Kit!!! PLAY NICE!

She's just mad because no matter where she runs, she can't shake the 'Cheesehead' moniker....... :D ;D
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« Reply #14657 on: June 13, 2009, 09:43:55 AM »
  How did your parents feel about you becoming a FIB?  Didn't they raise you better than that? :D

#$%*ing cheeseheads  ::) ::)

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« Reply #14658 on: June 13, 2009, 09:45:21 AM »
Spikey, helmet law in IL?
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14659 on: June 13, 2009, 09:47:06 AM »
no mam (but the cheesheads do )
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« Reply #14660 on: June 13, 2009, 09:48:41 AM »
You're supposed to say, " We wear one in my hood biatch"
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« Reply #14661 on: June 13, 2009, 09:50:55 AM »
  How did your parents feel about you becoming a FIB?  Didn't they raise you better than that? :D

#$%*ing cheeseheads  ::) ::)

For those not in the know:

FIB = #$%*ing Illinois Bastards.  Aside from the general dislike border states have for each other, sports rivalries, etc. the name also came about because of the habit of Illionoisians to drive north to WI to catch last call at bars that closed an hour later.

No matter where I've lived, there's always been a Packer bar, tho.  I'm so cheesehead I have the High Life girl tattooed on my liver.
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« Reply #14662 on: June 13, 2009, 09:51:58 AM »
You're supposed to say, " We wear one in my hood biatch"

you better have one in my hood .... a bullet proof one ...  cuz  niggas don't play out here, sheeit

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« Reply #14663 on: June 13, 2009, 09:56:19 AM »
 I'm so cheesehead I have the High Life girl tattooed on my liver.

i have that tattoo ..   except it's PBR


hey skonnie you should post that pic or you with "beer box boxers"     ... hilarious, i tell you

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« Reply #14664 on: June 13, 2009, 09:58:43 AM »
so i'm typin and stuff ... and Ryden sneeks up and wacks me in the back of the head with a paper towel roll ... and runs away yelling   " I WIN I WIN I WIN "     so i think he might wanna play ... gotta go

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« Reply #14665 on: June 13, 2009, 10:01:51 AM »
  How did your parents feel about you becoming a FIB?  Didn't they raise you better than that? :D

#$%*ing cheeseheads  ::) ::)

For those not in the know:

FIB = #$%*ing Illinois Bastards.  Aside from the general dislike border states have for each other, sports rivalries, etc. the name also came about because of the habit of Illionoisians to drive north to WI to catch last call at bars that closed an hour later.


Hell, I used to drive up there because the minimum drinking age was used to be 18... ;) ;D
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« Reply #14666 on: June 13, 2009, 10:08:04 AM »
We just have little competitions in here for best acronym definition.



  I'm so cheesehead I have the High Life girl tattooed on my liver.

i have that tattoo ..   except it's PBR
hey skonnie you should post that pic or you with "beer box boxers"     ... hilarious, i tell you

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« Reply #14667 on: June 13, 2009, 10:12:02 AM »
 I'm so cheesehead I have the High Life girl tattooed on my liver.

i have that tattoo ..   except it's PBR


hey skonnie you should post that pic or you with "beer box boxers"     ... hilarious, i tell you

I will, for the right price.  

Right you is, Schmthaus.   '85, was it?  Might have gone up to 19 before it went up to 21.  I was too young for either of those times anyway.
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« Reply #14668 on: June 13, 2009, 10:21:07 AM »
I will paypal you 50 cents for that picture.
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« Reply #14669 on: June 13, 2009, 10:23:08 AM »
 I'm so cheesehead I have the High Life girl tattooed on my liver.

i have that tattoo ..   except it's PBR


hey skonnie you should post that pic or you with "beer box boxers"     ... hilarious, i tell you

I will, for the right price.  

Right you is, Schmthaus.   '85, was it?  Might have gone up to 19 before it went up to 21.  I was too young for either of those times anyway.


Yeah, '83, '84, probably '85. We used to hit 'City Slickers' & 'Hogs & Kisses' in Lake Geneva, and a little dive called 'Tin Cup Pass' but I can't recall it's location, and numerous bars in Milwaukee. I turned 21 the night the Bears won the Superbowl and that effectively put an end to my Wisconsin drinking days.... ;D ;D
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14670 on: June 13, 2009, 10:44:26 AM »
Spikey, will you ride on the back of the bike that I ride when I'm out there?
We're both so #$%*ing tattooed I think it would be the best goddamned picture EVER.
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« Reply #14671 on: June 13, 2009, 10:48:17 AM »
Spikey, will you ride on the back of the bike that I ride when I'm out there?
We're both so #$%*ing tattooed I think it would be the best goddamned picture EVER.

That could be arranged I'm sure....

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« Reply #14672 on: June 13, 2009, 10:48:44 AM »



Yeah, '83, '84, probably '85. We used to hit 'City Slickers' & 'Hogs & Kisses' in Lake Geneva, and a little dive called 'Tin Cup Pass' but I can't recall it's location, and numerous bars in Milwaukee. I turned 21 the night the Bears won the Superbowl and that effectively put an end to my Wisconsin drinking days.... ;D ;D
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Ah, the '85 Bears.  Fine team, really.  But to win a second Super Bowl, McMahon had to turn somewhere.

 
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« Reply #14673 on: June 13, 2009, 10:50:05 AM »
Don't let me down now. I'm really looking forward to smiling all weekend.
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« Reply #14674 on: June 13, 2009, 10:51:16 AM »
I will paypal you 50 cents for that picture.

You asked for it, for better or worse.  Never let it be said I'm guilty of taste.


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