Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3095116 times)

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22800 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:01:16 PM »

Quote from: Kit on January 09, 2010, 02:43:42 PM

"Even TINKERBELL has a fantastic ass, fatty! Go an' cry."

HA!

MickeyX · « **Reply #22801 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:05:35 PM »

MickeyX · « **Reply #22802 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:09:57 PM »

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22803 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:26:22 PM »

"symptoms include, up side down penis disease, inside out eyelids, and fire crotch"

#$%*ing pill commercials!

Frankenkit · « **Reply #22804 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:32:46 PM »

You ain't kidding! I've been laying around watching TV and it seems like every other commercial is for medications, and every single one has "mood changes and suicidal thoughts and tendencies" as side effects! We're talking stop-smoking aids, depression meds, etc etc etc.wtf?

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22805 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:42:10 PM »

I like that death is considered a side effect.

Zaipai · « **Reply #22806 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:50:34 PM »

I work for a company that makes some of those.. Our company motto is if you love em drug'em or Better living thru chemicals! So that is our Motto here at home!

Frankenkit · « **Reply #22807 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:55:24 PM »

It reminds me of one of the things the computer says in Portal. "being hit with the laser may reduce your efficacy as a human being."

and "Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."

Portal is such an awesome game. I suck at it, but it's so awesome.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22808 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:00:49 PM »

I beat that game... it took me 3 days.

I want a portal gun.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #22809 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:03:06 PM »

I almost got through the whole "experiment" section myself in one morning, but haven't seen the end

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22810 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:07:53 PM »

there's a part where there's two laser tripods in a room with glass walls and an area where you can get into the "bowels" of the building by crouching and shooting a portal under a section of wall... it gets pretty complicated.

my friend matt can hardly control the double jump n shoot.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #22811 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:12:35 PM »

yeah... being on a mac, I can't play it here, so I had to just get as far as I could at a friend's house... but it was serious fun. I like watching the youtube videos because they're so trippy and those pple make it look SO easy.

mick750F · « **Reply #22812 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:26:19 PM »

Quote from: Kit on January 09, 2010, 03:32:46 PM

You ain't kidding! I've been laying around watching TV and it seems like every other commercial is for medications, and every single one has "mood changes and suicidal thoughts and tendencies" as side effects! We're talking stop-smoking aids, depression meds, etc etc etc.wtf?

Yeah! And every other commercial besides those are lawyers looking to sue the drug companies for complications resulting from using those drugs, or easing you're debt problems.

Ain't life grand?!

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22813 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:34:32 PM »

sure is.

I wish the world was more like star trek the next generation.
money doesn't exist, and you can use a replicator to make anything you want.
if that existed now, they'd be taxed and you'd have to swipe your card in 'em.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22814 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:39:19 PM »

Quote from: Kit on January 09, 2010, 04:12:35 PM

yeah... being on a mac, I can't play it here, so I had to just get as far as I could at a friend's house... but it was serious fun. I like watching the youtube videos because they're so trippy and those pple make it look SO easy.

It is easier on the X360, you were using a PC?
I played the orange box all day for 3 weeks straight...

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22815 on:** January 09, 2010, 06:21:31 PM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #22816 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:14:34 PM »

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 09, 2010, 04:39:19 PM

Quote from: Kit on January 09, 2010, 04:12:35 PM
yeah... being on a mac, I can't play it here, so I had to just get as far as I could at a friend's house... but it was serious fun. I like watching the youtube videos because they're so trippy and those pple make it look SO easy.
It is easier on the X360, you were using a PC?
I played the orange box all day for 3 weeks straight...

Yeah, PC.

Zaipai · « **Reply #22817 on:** January 09, 2010, 08:58:43 PM »

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 09, 2010, 06:21:31 PM

Over kill? Depends on what you have planed!

Frankenkit · « **Reply #22818 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:41:19 PM »

Quote from: Zaipai on January 09, 2010, 08:58:43 PM

Over kill? Depends on what you have planed!

You'd have to be planing (planeing?) some freakin' massive boards...

mrblasty · « **Reply #22819 on:** January 10, 2010, 02:32:49 AM »

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM

Quote from: Zaipai on January 09, 2010, 02:02:28 PM
Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 09, 2010, 09:01:14 AM
why does my kids tinkerbell doll have such a sweet ass?

and she's got a tattoo

HA!

Dude, you need to get out more! I am worried about you.. I think the cold has numbed your brain some..

her plastic butt crack sticks out the top of her painted on underwear too.

I'm just commenting on the image the doll portrays. I'm totally polishing the bishop with a doll in my left hand right now.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22820 on:** January 10, 2010, 06:59:02 AM »

Quote from: mrblasty on January 10, 2010, 02:32:49 AM

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 09, 2010, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Zaipai on January 09, 2010, 02:02:28 PM
Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 09, 2010, 09:01:14 AM
why does my kids tinkerbell doll have such a sweet ass?

and she's got a tattoo

HA!

Dude, you need to get out more! I am worried about you.. I think the cold has numbed your brain some..

her plastic butt crack sticks out the top of her painted on underwear too.

I'm just commenting on the image the doll portrays. I'm totally polishing the bishop with a doll in my left hand right now.

can I help you out?

What? oh, no thanks... $:-\$

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22821 on:** January 10, 2010, 08:12:46 AM »

good lord.
so I have no water pressure cause of frozen pipes, so I go out to check my pump and see what's going on, cause it's 10 o'clock and what do I find 90psi.
but nothing else is wrong, so I go inside for an hour and come back out at 11...

zero psi, and a cracked pump body...
now this is bad for 3 reasons. one- because I don't have any water pressure, two- I don't have an extra pump, and three- it's sunday morning I'm broke as #$%* till thursday..

pics and video to come.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22822 on:** January 10, 2010, 08:15:53 AM »

11:05am

this wasn't there at 10:00am

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22823 on:** January 10, 2010, 08:28:26 AM »

Zaipai · « **Reply #22824 on:** January 10, 2010, 09:23:37 AM »

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 10, 2010, 08:28:26 AM

Dude that does suck.. Can you get a pool pump from the local hardware store to hold you over till you can get a water pump? Or maybe you could barrow one..?

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