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Offline Tim in Ohio

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24150 on: February 18, 2010, 08:39:40 AM »
Quote from: Brown Bomber on February 17, 2010, 07:59:33 PM


Why does a dog like his balls?

The question confuses me.   I'm fond of my balls.  Is this unusual?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24151 on: February 18, 2010, 10:29:26 AM »
I think its better for mankind to none of us to have that ability.  Otherwise why would we leave our homes?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24152 on: February 18, 2010, 12:19:52 PM »
i hate my balls

                           ...they get me in trouble too much


    ..stupid balls
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24153 on: February 18, 2010, 12:31:14 PM »
Mine dont get me in enough trouble.. Maybe they are not working correctly..
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24154 on: February 18, 2010, 12:33:09 PM »
Mine havent gotten me in trouble yet.  I fear someday... :-\
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24155 on: February 18, 2010, 12:53:06 PM »
EEEVIL BALLS
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24156 on: February 18, 2010, 12:58:25 PM »



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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24157 on: February 18, 2010, 01:06:47 PM »
ballsofsteel ......... hey. that's me!  (pinball forum)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24158 on: February 18, 2010, 02:30:09 PM »
Nah Jesse, those hot doctors told you there was nothing wrong with your balls. remember?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24159 on: February 18, 2010, 02:41:03 PM »
My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood
rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am
in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu*king big red mark on her forehead......... ;D ;D :o

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24160 on: February 18, 2010, 02:54:29 PM »
Quote from: Tim in Ohio on February 18, 2010, 08:39:40 AM
Quote from: Brown Bomber on February 17, 2010, 07:59:33 PM


Why does a dog like his balls?

The question confuses me.   I'm fond of my balls.  Is this unusual?

See reply #24217
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24161 on: February 18, 2010, 03:16:18 PM »
Quote from: Brown Bomber on February 18, 2010, 02:54:29 PM
Quote from: Tim in Ohio on February 18, 2010, 08:39:40 AM
Quote from: Brown Bomber on February 17, 2010, 07:59:33 PM

Why does a dog like his balls?

The question confuses me.   I'm fond of my balls.  Is this unusual?

See reply #24217: 
That's ,lick his balls, not like them, though it's perfectly normal to like them.


Thanks Brown, that does help. 
Spikey, I understand the anger and resentment you feel towards your balls.  You may want to consider doing what I did a few years back.  I went and had mine snipped.  It has completely broken me from peeing on the furniture and I almost never hump the leg of strangers when they come to the house now. 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24162 on: February 18, 2010, 03:17:07 PM »
Quote from: retro rocket on February 18, 2010, 02:41:03 PM
My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood
rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am
in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu*king big red mark on her forehead......... ;D ;D :o

Mick

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24163 on: February 18, 2010, 03:48:47 PM »
Quote from: Industrial Cafe on February 13, 2010, 05:17:48 PM
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24164 on: February 18, 2010, 04:03:45 PM »
mmmmm... she's pretty
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24165 on: February 18, 2010, 04:36:54 PM »
ohh yes.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24166 on: February 18, 2010, 04:44:38 PM »
documentation of nothing.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24167 on: February 18, 2010, 05:30:12 PM »
Where is the free candy sign?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24168 on: February 18, 2010, 05:31:54 PM »


Who's the girl in the hoodie?


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24169 on: February 18, 2010, 05:33:06 PM »
me.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24170 on: February 18, 2010, 05:33:19 PM »
Toto, we aren't in Manville anymore...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24171 on: February 18, 2010, 05:35:58 PM »
how'd you know I was a girl, did you see my vagina or something?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24172 on: February 18, 2010, 05:39:57 PM »


It was your feminine shape that gave you away......
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24173 on: February 18, 2010, 05:42:06 PM »


Oh, and your third nipple was protruding....
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24174 on: February 18, 2010, 05:42:28 PM »
that was my tiny weener.

I was watching the thing myself and saying "my legs look like girl legs"
I was also a runner up in a contest for tightest hoodie worn by a man.
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