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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24200 on: February 19, 2010, 07:02:58 AM »
unfortunately, it's not a real person.

 I think it's some sort of scambot, I wish I could remember the exact site I put my phone number on... I don't normally put my number on anything unless it's a way to get into school.
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24201 on: February 19, 2010, 07:05:38 AM »
Institute of Quality and Design    ???     i called out of bordom to mess with someone .... it's a school




     ... and the operator i was messing with ... called me back to ask why i was calling ...   "are you sure your not looking into going back to school sir, ... how'd you get this number ?"       hilarious  ;D ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24202 on: February 19, 2010, 07:12:12 AM »
it comes up as a dead number when I call it.
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24203 on: February 19, 2010, 07:19:33 AM »
weird...     can a phone know where you are calling from and not let it thru if your "out of area"   


     it works just fine for me .....    what i don't get , is why would a school waste they're time spamming people ...... especially you  ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24204 on: February 19, 2010, 07:23:50 AM »
i dunno dude, it's doing it to a lot of people.
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24205 on: February 19, 2010, 07:25:38 AM »
It is called a spoofed number, you can do it too to other people and spoof other numbers when you call them. There is info that shows you how to do it.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24206 on: February 19, 2010, 07:32:49 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24207 on: February 19, 2010, 08:13:41 AM »
It is called a spoofed number, you can do it too to other people and spoof other numbers when you call them. There is info that shows you how to do it.

*gasp* I do believe I've caught the vapors...
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24208 on: February 19, 2010, 09:14:53 AM »
weird...     can a phone know where you are calling from and not let it thru if your "out of area" 

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24209 on: February 19, 2010, 09:20:15 AM »
unfortunately, it's not a real person.

 I think it's some sort of scambot, I wish I could remember the exact site I put my phone number on... I don't normally put my number on anything unless it's a way to get into school.

Industrial... could you have posted your number on a 'scat porn' site...  possibly someone trying to call and call so they can take a dump on your chest?  One possible explanation for their sense of urgency.... if they REALLY have to poop.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24210 on: February 19, 2010, 10:28:33 AM »
Too funny,Tim.  You sure do have Mary's Brian's number.

But what do you mean "IF" they have to poop.  It seems to me that if they have a website totally devoted to poop, that the really do have to poop.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24211 on: February 19, 2010, 10:34:25 AM »
Here's how I roll...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24212 on: February 19, 2010, 10:47:24 AM »
ok.
So.
This one time I was at work and sick as hell because I actually ate the cafeteria food.  After a couple "Fly Bys" I drop into what I think is a "Safe Haven" and start working on a "Havana omelet".  Then this chick walks in, on the phone, having some kind of teary and very serious discussion with her friend.  I hold off awhile and wait for her to leave, but she doesn't.  I courtesy flush to say "Hey, I'm in here, this is a bad place to be and I feel bad for your friend because you're apparently one of those people who calls other people while you're in the bathroom". 
She stays.  My guts are still tying themselves in knots.  I stop caring. a "jailbreak" ensues and all the courtesy flushing, camo-coughing and toe-tapping is not going to mask this. 
To all appearances, something has died in my insides and is bringing my large intestine down with it.

EVENTUALLY this lady starts making little gaggy sounds and says "Hang on, I'm going to find somewhere else to talk..."

It's About #$%*ing Time, Lady.
Besides. I was there first.

Oh and fwiw, don't eat the "Denver Eggs" where I work.  If they don't kill you, you will wish they had.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24213 on: February 19, 2010, 11:25:55 AM »
Had me going there for a sec.... I actually thought you were talking about food.  :D



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24214 on: February 19, 2010, 11:36:07 AM »
ok.
So.
This one time I was at work...

Kit... Bwahaha, how I do enjoy a good public bathroom pooping story.  Something about all this reminded me of a time early in my career when there was one of the several "bosses" around this place who was just a total prick.   I hated this guy, but had to meet with him in his office once a month to review billing with him.   He was always looking for ways to make my life miserable and the balance of power was such that I had no way of engaging this a-hole in straight out office warfare...  at least not CONVENTIONAL warfare.  There came a point where I hatched a delightfully twisted plot.  I decided that I would fart in his office during each of these meetings.  What could he do?  Have me punished for a bodily function potentially even running afoul of HR laws protecting some sort of medical condition??   I floated many a pungent air biscuit for that jerk to inhale.... and I found it to be very amusing.  ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24215 on: February 19, 2010, 11:41:00 AM »


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24216 on: February 19, 2010, 11:41:47 AM »
we call those "tactical nukes" :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24217 on: February 19, 2010, 11:49:18 AM »
Tactical nukes...  makes good sense.   I will also admit to going rogue with a nuke once at WalMart, a cilivian casualty... a child no less.   In hindsight, there are some who may think this was inappropriate.  However, it was in the video game section, here's this little ba$tard who can't even hardly reach the demo controller let alone really accomplish anything on the game... WAAAAY overstaying the polite length of his turn.   I noticed that his face was approximately the height of my rear end and I really wanted to test drive this game...  'nuff said.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24218 on: February 19, 2010, 11:54:01 AM »
You guys asked for it.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24219 on: February 19, 2010, 11:54:59 AM »
i was happy we stopped talking about balls.... now on to poop?....... oh gosh how bout child birth next... i saw a placenta in a plastic bag the other day.... pretty gross
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24220 on: February 19, 2010, 11:56:22 AM »
pff. I haul placentas in plastic buckets at work all the time. Apparently they want/need them in pathology for testing of sorts. pretty gross. Surprisingly heavy.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24221 on: February 19, 2010, 11:59:29 AM »
Hey, I can talk poop and balls with you folks, but sadly... no good placenta stories to share.  Guess I'll go back to lurking for a while.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24222 on: February 19, 2010, 12:03:39 PM »
I have all kinds of placenta stories.....


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24223 on: February 19, 2010, 12:33:38 PM »
unfortunately, it's not a real person.

 I think it's some sort of scambot, I wish I could remember the exact site I put my phone number on... I don't normally put my number on anything unless it's a way to get into school.

Industrial... could you have posted your number on a 'scat porn' site...  possibly someone trying to call and call so they can take a dump on your chest?  One possible explanation for their sense of urgency.... if they REALLY have to poop.
that is likely.
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24224 on: February 19, 2010, 12:37:37 PM »
poop is your friend.
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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