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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24225 on: February 19, 2010, 01:34:29 PM »
I love eating lunch while reading this thread. I always know what to expect.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24226 on: February 19, 2010, 03:03:39 PM »

Industrial...possibly someone trying to call so they can take a dump?  One possible explanation for their sense of urgency.... if they REALLY have to poop.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24227 on: February 19, 2010, 03:04:36 PM »



Just ignore her guy's,  she has a box..... :P
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24228 on: February 19, 2010, 03:20:51 PM »

Industrial...possibly someone trying to call so they can take a dump?  One possible explanation for their sense of urgency.... if they REALLY have to poop.

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HAH!! that's funny to you and me.... BUT NO ONE ELSE! >:( ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24229 on: February 19, 2010, 04:34:04 PM »
YAY!  I just won an auction for an Infinity Reference 1030w for $10~$20S/H

if you don't know, it's a 10 inch sub that takes 1 cubic ft, 250w rms 1000w max and it's one of the tightest cleanest subs I've heard in it's price range.
   the box I'll make for it will fit under the power bench in my van and should be enough bass to make me smile without deafening the kids.  also, my father in law drives and rides in our cars and HATES bass, thinks it's a waste of space and will ruin your vehicle (somehow)

 so he won't even know it's there.

edit: I'll be pushing it with a Kenwood Excelon KAC-X401M class-D Monoblock amp that pushes an easy 600watts RMS @4ohms
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24230 on: February 19, 2010, 04:59:41 PM »
I found this on the side of the road this morning, it's clean and with minimal scratches.
 I like simple frame workout rigs.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24231 on: February 19, 2010, 05:06:05 PM »
looks like a good start for an engine stand or something.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24232 on: February 19, 2010, 05:07:24 PM »
Anybody wanna come by my place tomorrow and play mechanic with the Dart??

They are calling for a balmy +3 degrees or so!! I have beer.....anyone?!?! anyone?!?!?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24233 on: February 19, 2010, 05:16:09 PM »
looks like a good start for an engine stand or something.
uh... it's for working your lats, traps, delts, and abs.
I need that more than an engine stand.

geeze, these mechanics and their perverted one track minds :D :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24234 on: February 19, 2010, 05:22:23 PM »
look at my disgustingly fat, bulbous gut!!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24235 on: February 19, 2010, 06:23:13 PM »
When did we stop talking about balls ???
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24236 on: February 19, 2010, 06:26:10 PM »
Collecting torture devices for the candy van, eh?

Now why would anyone in their right mind go and waste a perfectly good placenta?

I have a great recipe for placenta salad with a light vinaigrette oil that would knock your socks off.  :)
 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24237 on: February 19, 2010, 06:28:04 PM »
that's disgusting, Dukie.  Everyone knows that placenta is way better fried up with some onions.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24238 on: February 19, 2010, 06:42:15 PM »
when I butted in with some random #$%*.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24239 on: February 19, 2010, 07:12:13 PM »
Quit sucking in yer gut, I can't stand it when swimsuit models and pornstars do it in pics.

Just let it hang out man, you earned that gut.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24240 on: February 19, 2010, 08:10:23 PM »
no sucking- that's all I got man, I'm only 10lbs overweight...
but I've been stagnant for so long my abs are covered in lard
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24241 on: February 19, 2010, 08:12:16 PM »
and fur......by the looks of things.............
I like berries.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24242 on: February 19, 2010, 08:16:39 PM »
that's cause I'm a manly man like Tom Selleck without the 'stache.  ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24243 on: February 19, 2010, 08:36:57 PM »
You need a 'stache and a groovy Hawaiian shirt and a Tigers cap.

Then you could begin to talk tough.

 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24244 on: February 19, 2010, 08:42:00 PM »
but when do I stop talking tough?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24245 on: February 19, 2010, 09:42:33 PM »
When Aunt Flo visits you every month.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24246 on: February 19, 2010, 09:44:02 PM »
aaaaugggggh i freaking HATE cats for absolutley no reason that i ca logivally explain my place smells like i am the cat lady im about to burn my place down..... i HATE with my entire soul cats... i would rather be butt raped by an octopus's beak than deal with this horrid smell
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24247 on: February 19, 2010, 09:56:09 PM »
I don't often say this to people, but you should probably not own cats.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24248 on: February 19, 2010, 10:13:54 PM »
thats the kicker i dont this smell came out of nowhere.... underdstand my rage?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24249 on: February 19, 2010, 11:18:28 PM »
Yeah, if you don't like your place smelling like acidic urine and rancid #$%* you shouldn't keep indoor cats.
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