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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29050 on: June 09, 2010, 08:38:12 AM »
W.............T...............F
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29051 on: June 09, 2010, 08:58:38 AM »
what's a "wet spot" ?
???
I'm not good at sexing at all, I just lay there and expect my partner to do all the work.
that's how my dad said to do it.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29052 on: June 09, 2010, 09:05:53 AM »
Like that part in The Christmas Story when the bullies are after Ralphie and his buds and his brother is just laying there in the snow.

"He laid there like a slug.  It was his only defense."
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29053 on: June 09, 2010, 09:15:17 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA, yeah!
that's my favorite all time movie.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29054 on: June 09, 2010, 01:52:49 PM »
How do you guys and gals feel about Karl Marx?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29055 on: June 09, 2010, 01:53:52 PM »
Not as musical as Harpo.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29056 on: June 09, 2010, 02:13:13 PM »
Do all mens nuts get that saggy by the time they're ~ 40? At first I thought they had stuck some other dudes amputated junk up his rectum, which didn't make much sense to me.
think about it this way.
Think about boobs.  Boobs = mammary glands with x amount of skin.  heft : skin ratio = rate of sag.
Now think about nuts.  Nuts = testicles w (way smaller amt of skin)  Heft:scrotum ratio = < rate of sag
I suppose suspensory ligaments, the fact that boys can tuck up when it gets cold, etc negates some of that sag, but still...
old guy nuts get saggy. Get over it. (but have some empathy for ladies with saggy 'girls' too)
           Main reason.........GRAVITY !!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29057 on: June 09, 2010, 02:22:32 PM »
Thanks for the support guys and gals!! Although I could have done without hearing about the risks!! I like to keep my balls in the sand...no wait I mean my head in the sand!

Yeah I know it shouldn't be any big deal but still...

Actaully it is funny that whenever I mentioned to a friend that I was getting the snip snip they invariably had some horriffic story to share about a guy who knew a guy blah blah....Although when my bro had his done he was self medicating with brown bottles and decided to show me the result  :o wow talk about bruising and swelling!!

I will report progress on Friday afternoon after I get home but will spare you the pics  ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29058 on: June 09, 2010, 02:49:19 PM »
what's a "wet spot" ?
???
I'm not good at sexing at all, I just lay there and expect my partner to do all the work.
that's how my dad said to do it.
;D :D

  Definition: Wet spot= The remnants of a sex act, placed on the sheets,blanket,couch,backseat upholstery,or communal tarp. Arguments have arose upon who is going to sleep on the wet spot !   :o  ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29059 on: June 09, 2010, 03:21:16 PM »
???  I thought we all share the spot on the communal tarp? no?? ???
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29060 on: June 09, 2010, 03:41:43 PM »
i always seem to be able to make sure the party ends were i won't be tryin to sleep  ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29061 on: June 09, 2010, 03:54:02 PM »
i always seem to be able to make sure the party ends were i won't be tryin to sleep  ;D

Find one that swallows...... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29062 on: June 09, 2010, 04:12:50 PM »
hahahaha   .. even better

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29063 on: June 09, 2010, 08:13:25 PM »
HAWKS WIN !!!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29064 on: June 09, 2010, 08:27:47 PM »
Squiters should, at the very least, get an honorable mention here... who says the guys are the only ones who are responsible for the wetspot? 

Dennis, this thread is useless without pichers.

Now back to reveling in hockey mania!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29065 on: June 09, 2010, 08:53:52 PM »
 Did I mention that I have an extra long tongue and can breath out of my ears ?   ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29066 on: June 09, 2010, 08:57:38 PM »



also #$%* "fuzzoodles"

my kids won't stop with those giant pipe cleaner-waste of money-pile of ass-garbage #$%* #$%*.
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29067 on: June 09, 2010, 09:00:01 PM »
oh, I'm all off topic...

here-
I have a normal size tongue but my figure 8 is legendary among the lasses.

my .02
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29068 on: June 09, 2010, 09:00:26 PM »
 Damn !!  Why didn't i think of that !!  I could of retired !!!   >:(
 Birds are bad a$$ !!!   :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29069 on: June 09, 2010, 09:01:35 PM »
if you have to sit there and think about what "shape" you're making when you're down there, you automatically fail. :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29070 on: June 09, 2010, 09:04:12 PM »
if you have to sit there and think about what "shape" you're making when you're down there, you automatically fail. :D

 Lady's, does the alphabet qualify ?   ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29071 on: June 09, 2010, 09:04:23 PM »
no.  WTF? that's like Michelangelo painting the sistine chapel by numbers, a professional masseuse giving you a massage by writing something on your back with her elbow, or someone yodelling on your cock.  Jesus.  ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29072 on: June 09, 2010, 09:06:17 PM »
if you have to sit there and think about what "shape" you're making when you're down there, you automatically fail. :D
shhh....
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EDIT: I forgot the smiley things-

 :D ;D
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everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29073 on: June 09, 2010, 09:08:40 PM »
besides, I gotta do something to keep rythm, otherwise the finish line seems to get further away.

I wanna watch I-Robot now.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29074 on: June 09, 2010, 09:13:06 PM »
 Kit, i saw your reply that the gestapo edited.  Damn woman, long tongue, can breath out of my ears, what the hell else do ya need.  WOMEN !!  NEVER SATISFIED !!!   ::)  OOPS.  now it show's up. I guess i was to fast to respond.   ;D
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