Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3145328 times)

Spikeybike · « **Reply #29125 on:** June 10, 2010, 11:57:40 AM »

hmmm lets see .. thats a sunday ...i usually drop the boy off around 3.. ... Kit , i might actually do this. i hate those #$%*ers, and now there right in my hood *cracks knuckles*

and i have 3 or 4 (really) rotten eggs i've been saving for just an occasion

MickeyX · « **Reply #29126 on:** June 10, 2010, 11:58:17 AM »

Well okay, it all depends, is it a funeral they are protesting or is it just some gathering? You don't want to throw urine and stuff and a funeral. Check with the patriot guard riders and see if they are going to be at the same place.

Then bring a bunch of biker buddies with you.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #29127 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:00:44 PM »

it's the jewish festival they're protesting... because Jews killed Christ, nevermind that Christ WAS Jewish....

Quote from: www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html

St. Paul Woods Oakton St. & Caldwell Ave. WBC to picket your tacky 30th annual greater Chicago jewish festival. Your traditions mean nothing to God! Lu 20:46 Beware of the scribes, which desire to walk in long robes, and love greetings in the markets, and the highest seats in the synagogues, and the chief rooms at feasts; 47 Which devour widows? houses, and for a shew make long prayers: the same shall receive greater damnation. You think that your festivals are a substitution for simple obedience. We are at the end of all times and you are having filthy prideful festivals? You are the very picture of the days of Noah and Lot. (Luke 17:26-28) Watch closely, the corner stone that you rejected is at the door. The Lord has set aside a blessed number (144,000 to be exact) of you Jews that will mourn for the sin and the crime of killing your Saviour. We look for those good figs and pray for them to come out from amoungst these nasty, vile, rotten figs.

so I vote that you can have fun. Double (or triple) points if you can find a bunch of mushy, rotten figs to throw.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #29128 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:02:30 PM »

DUUUUDE!!! i totally forgot i'm IN the patriot guard ...

and for the record ... if i woulda got all geared up to wreck havoc .. and got there, and found out it was a funeral ... i would change my tune real quick .....

Frankenkit · « **Reply #29129 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:05:10 PM »

50% more points if you throw fig newtons, I guess... but I doubt they'd make the connection. They don't seem to be any kind of intellectual giants.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #29130 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:06:44 PM »

HAHAHAHAHA thats funny #$%* right there

.... i wanna be one of the people you see on the net holding a witty sign next to the hatefull sign

i've already got a few ideas

MickeyX · « **Reply #29131 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:07:33 PM »

Yeah, I'm in the patriot guard too. Go have some fun. At least it isn't a solemn occasion.

MickeyX · « **Reply #29132 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:09:03 PM »

yeah, something like... I EAT CHICKS OUT ON A DAILY BASIS. I'M OKAY WITH THE WESTBORO CHURCH!!!

Quote from: Spikeybike on June 10, 2010, 12:06:44 PM

HAHAHAHAHA thats funny #$%* right there

.... i wanna be one of the people you see on the net holding a witty sign next to the hatefull sign

i've already got a few ideas

Frankenkit · « **Reply #29133 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:09:55 PM »

so what witty person are you going to get to write that sign for you?

Westboro Baptist Church- Making Sin 100% more fun since 1993!

MickeyX · « **Reply #29134 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:10:48 PM »

or... I LOVE ME SOME GOOD PUSSY!!! ~Westboro Church.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #29135 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:11:25 PM »

i was thinking i'd stand next to the guy holding the "GOD HATES FAGS" sign

holding one that says "BECAUSE THEY NEVER CALL HIM BACK "

MickeyX · « **Reply #29136 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:12:01 PM »

or... I love being around beautiful #$%*s! ~Westboro church.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #29137 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:12:15 PM »

Spikeybike · « **Reply #29138 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:12:49 PM »

Quote from: MickeyX on June 10, 2010, 12:12:01 PM

or... I love being around beautiful #$%*s! ~Westboro church.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA thats perfect !!!

Spikeybike · « **Reply #29139 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:16:49 PM »

i'm getting exited ...i've been hit with a water balloon filled with piss ... it's an experience you never ever forget or live down

and since i've got a few days .... it'll be old really smelly piss .. wish i had some amoxicillin (sp?)

Frankenkit · « **Reply #29140 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:19:23 PM »

You could always eat taco bell, go get yourself a bottle of magnesium citrate, a funnel and some water balloons and fill a couple balloons with #$%*, too, while you're at it.

MickeyX · « **Reply #29141 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:20:15 PM »

I just live #$%*ing with ignorant people.

Out to get our camping and fishing stuff under control in the back of the car. We are going to Bend for a few days this weekend. After tonight, I have 5 days off.

Frankencake · « **Reply #29142 on:** June 10, 2010, 12:46:34 PM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on June 10, 2010, 12:16:49 PM

i'm getting exited ...i've been hit with a water balloon filled with piss ... it's an experience you never ever forget or live down

and since i've got a few days .... it'll be old really smelly piss .. wish i had some amoxicillin (sp?)

Asparagus is in season these days.

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #29143 on:** June 10, 2010, 01:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on June 10, 2010, 12:16:49 PM

i'm getting exited ...i've been hit with a water balloon filled with piss ... it's an experience you never ever forget or live down

and since i've got a few days .... it'll be old really smelly piss .. wish i had some amoxicillin (sp?)

You could fill one of these bad boys with urine, and have blast.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #29144 on:** June 10, 2010, 01:15:53 PM »

They'd be tough to reload unless you had a 'magazine'... like a hot water bottle topped off by three days worth of coffee pee.

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #29145 on:** June 10, 2010, 01:22:02 PM »

Couple of empty milk jugs should do the job.

Frankencake · « **Reply #29146 on:** June 10, 2010, 01:30:28 PM »

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/LAZjlZdRLYTDbiEaT5VGavc0vvjBhttJ2c0IDyzQj_4FPXqxxwwpVC68Ske3fzrPYTiJXoFTD0uqapyKhgDbIFyQhTHqPbHxfREqYjV1seN0CrnSxfU5z78bOn9j0RiD8g62S4MFJdEei2sCxf9VcRAnWDY

Raef · « **Reply #29147 on:** June 10, 2010, 01:31:51 PM »

74 till I have 100

Frankenkit · « **Reply #29148 on:** June 10, 2010, 01:35:22 PM »

well hurry up, man!

Frankencake · « **Reply #29149 on:** June 10, 2010, 01:35:46 PM »

Quote from: raef on June 10, 2010, 01:31:51 PM

74 till I have 100

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