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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34125 on: December 17, 2010, 01:09:29 PM »










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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34126 on: December 17, 2010, 01:15:57 PM »
I've seen a lot of humans sling poop an it ain't pretty.
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34127 on: December 17, 2010, 01:33:54 PM »


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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34128 on: December 17, 2010, 02:41:32 PM »
Poop.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34129 on: December 17, 2010, 03:10:11 PM »
I mentally pooped.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34130 on: December 17, 2010, 03:36:19 PM »


Are we still talkin poop?  :'(
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34131 on: December 17, 2010, 03:58:41 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34132 on: December 17, 2010, 04:41:59 PM »
 :o
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34134 on: December 17, 2010, 05:36:20 PM »

  Uuummmm...I'm lost. What room do I go to for this...I know I was there before. I have the burn scars to prove it.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34135 on: December 17, 2010, 08:32:57 PM »










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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34136 on: December 17, 2010, 09:22:26 PM »



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34137 on: December 17, 2010, 11:33:37 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34138 on: December 18, 2010, 08:08:51 AM »
"Sure, if you don't want that bike in your backyard, I guess I'll take it."  "I'll probably just scrap it......"

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34140 on: December 18, 2010, 10:39:33 AM »
Your Message Here!
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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34141 on: December 18, 2010, 11:42:32 AM »
FFS. Jesus. >:(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34142 on: December 18, 2010, 12:02:36 PM »


FFS.



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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34143 on: December 18, 2010, 12:04:11 PM »


FFS.



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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34144 on: December 18, 2010, 12:05:27 PM »
Your Message Here!
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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34145 on: December 18, 2010, 12:19:38 PM »
Who #$%* all over the bar???
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34146 on: December 18, 2010, 12:25:22 PM »

Who #$%* all over the bar???


Monkeys...
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34147 on: December 18, 2010, 12:26:36 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34148 on: December 18, 2010, 12:29:06 PM »





Or Monkees...

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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34149 on: December 18, 2010, 03:24:08 PM »
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