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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34225 on: December 19, 2010, 07:40:37 PM »
I have been so busy lately trying to get everything in order.


Time to kick back and enjoy some randomness then...
























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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34226 on: December 19, 2010, 07:41:52 PM »
no more poop!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34227 on: December 19, 2010, 07:42:28 PM »
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34228 on: December 19, 2010, 07:46:39 PM »
hookers ... Mary needs hookers

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34229 on: December 19, 2010, 07:48:08 PM »
Nope , he needs the ideal woman.....sucks and #$%*s till midnight then turns into a pizza and 6 pack..... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34230 on: December 19, 2010, 07:49:36 PM »
Your Message Here!
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34231 on: December 19, 2010, 07:51:39 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34232 on: December 19, 2010, 07:54:30 PM »

I thought we were going through an industrial boom...... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34233 on: December 19, 2010, 07:56:24 PM »
Bottom of the previous page!
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34234 on: December 19, 2010, 07:57:42 PM »

I thought we were going through an industrial boom...... ;D

Mick
Why yes, we are....


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34235 on: December 19, 2010, 08:03:25 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34236 on: December 19, 2010, 08:37:00 PM »

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34237 on: December 19, 2010, 08:50:01 PM »


Mick..... :P
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34238 on: December 19, 2010, 09:09:40 PM »
thats hilarious
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34239 on: December 19, 2010, 09:13:46 PM »
Nope , he needs the ideal woman.....sucks and #$%*s till midnight then turns into a pizza and 6 pack..... ;D

Mick
 ugh... she turns into pizza?

everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34240 on: December 19, 2010, 09:18:31 PM »
ok... so... after loading her w/ jizz from all orifices you're prepared to eat and/or drink the results? eww, man, eww.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34241 on: December 19, 2010, 09:19:53 PM »
I haven't started my bike since I swapped front ends...
the tank leaks and I've had so much happen recently, she just sits and collects dust.
I got my title out of the safe and the bike is in the back yard where I'm staying.
i need new rotors too.
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34242 on: December 19, 2010, 09:38:25 PM »
Industrial everybody ???
was i missed?

Can you feel the love...... ;D ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34243 on: December 19, 2010, 09:39:50 PM »
ok... so... after loading her w/ jizz from all orifices you're prepared to eat and/or drink the results? eww, man, eww.

Yummy, sounds like a tasty cream-filled bismark.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34244 on: December 20, 2010, 12:58:55 AM »
Its all protein.... :o

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34245 on: December 20, 2010, 05:20:46 AM »
TOP OF THE MUFFIN TO YOU!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34246 on: December 20, 2010, 06:57:59 AM »


Jeez Joe....I don't know that you should have shortened your name to BJ.  :-\ :-\ If you catch my drift :-* :-*...BTW, just what is the industry standard for a BJ.  ??? ???
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34247 on: December 20, 2010, 07:08:47 AM »
I haven't started my bike since I swapped front ends...
the tank leaks and I've had so much happen recently, she just sits and collects dust.
I got my title out of the safe and the bike is in the back yard where I'm staying.
i need new rotors too.
That sounds like the beginning of someone saying that he's going to sell his bike.  Watch out youngster.  Don't make any decisions like that until you get your head straight.  In fact, don't make any decisions at all until you know where you are going to land.  Break-up survival 102.  I used to teach the class.


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Ruin that for me Kit!  I dare you!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34248 on: December 20, 2010, 07:16:10 AM »
Watch what you ask for.  You may get it.

And you know how this crowd is both imaginative and thorough.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34249 on: December 20, 2010, 07:50:48 AM »
I haven't started my bike since I swapped front ends...
the tank leaks and I've had so much happen recently, she just sits and collects dust.
I got my title out of the safe and the bike is in the back yard where I'm staying.
i need new rotors too.
That sounds like the beginning of someone saying that he's going to sell his bike.  Watch out youngster.  Don't make any decisions like that until you get your head straight.  In fact, don't make any decisions at all until you know where you are going to land.  Break-up survival 102.  I used to teach the class.


Kit?  Do you have to try to ruin every male fantasy?  Ok, ruin this one.  After an evening of mad sex and orifice filling, this hot nympho chick turns into a really cool and chill, football-watching, video-game playing, gun shooting dike who has a lot of money, pays for everything and likes to cook.  She turns back in to a straight (or Bi-sexual) nympho first thing in the morning.  In fact, she has a secret code word that can control the flip between cool chick and slut.  

Ruin that for me Kit!  I dare you!

She doesn't know what SOHC stands for???
Duh!  She'll pay for the resto/work-up of your bike.  Of course she knows what SOHC means.
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