Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[Industrial Cafe]

brown and yellow, like a bumble bee.




oh wait... nevermind.

[Stev-o]

Bee love!

[the technological J]

so i have a fairly noob asking me to send him an engine(73 750) to tx... its gonna cost a boat load.... i really dont know what to do about it id like to help but its gonna be costing at least 500

[burmashave]

I'm last here for the poop discussion and then return to catch the VD chat. There's a certain consistency here that I find reassuring.

Is it really firm or more like peanut butter?

Kit FTW! I never saw that one headed my way.

Surprisingly enough, Industrial Kit, if I had to put words to it, I'd call the consistency delightfully free and loose.

[Retro Rocket]

I'm last here for the poop discussion and then return to catch the VD chat. There's a certain consistency here that I find reassuring.

Is it really firm or more like peanut butter?

Kit FTW! I never saw that one headed my way.

Surprisingly enough, Industrial Kit, if I had to put words to it, I'd call the consistency delightfully free and loose.

No lumps..?

Mick

[burmashave]

Nah. No lumps. I'd describe the consistency here to be very free and loose. I mean, have you seen posting constipation in the SSDB?

[cb750dude]

I think I checked into the SSDB at the wrong time

[the technological J]

if i ordered a kahlua and tonic... would you give me a kalonic?

[Frankencake]

This is the be-all measurement/identification scale.  Post this in your bathroom or living room or where ever you see more poop.

[burmashave]

Thanks for the scale, In-dust-reel Rev-o-loo-shun Crabcake, but I use the Rockwell hardness test. It's more industrial.

[weekend_junkie]

[Duke McDukiedook]

Type 2 reminds me of a PayDay.

[pidaster]

Anal abscesses that look like molten golfballs... or runny soft boiled eggs...

This would be at the top of the page when I log on. Thanks people. I expect nothing less from the bar.

[333]

You hear something, Piddy?  I think someone is posting here without the required 100 posts  I hope they don't expect recognition in here until they hit 100.

[333]

Oh, and I'm going to let Brian be the industrial one.  That #$%* is tiring.

[Frankencake]

You hear something, Piddy?  I think someone is posting here without the required 100 posts  I hope they don't expect recognition in here until they hit 100.

Who's that?  They need their reaming and I need coffee.

[Grnrngr]

Anal abscesses that look like molten golfballs... or runny soft boiled eggs...

MMmmmmmm...useta drain abscesses in dogs throats when they swallowed bees...and cat bite abscesses....sortof a stinky green slime..forgot how much fun that could be..

[Stev-o]

so i have a fairly noob asking me to send him an engine(73 750) to tx... its gonna cost a boat load.... i really dont know what to do about it id like to help but its gonna be costing at least 500

Send it to me!

[Frankenkit]

Went out to start my bike tonight because I haven't ridden in awhile and a friend of mine from WI is visiting and will probably want to see her... anyway, took some effort (not surprised, old gas + cold and wet = sadness) and then the tach did weird #$%*.  It 'ticked' like how the second hand on a clock ticks.  real jerky. was weird.  Is there any good way to lube the tach cable? btw this is a brand new honda one...

[Grnrngr]

Take it off, put little bit little bit little bit oil/other lube (I like tri-flow) on one end of the cable while sliding the cable up and down inside the sheath until it drips out the other end...that reminds me...gotta replace my speedo cable..

[Grnrngr]

hehehe..I hear somethin scratchin at the door.....

[Frankencake]

What a dick!   I say we up it to 500 just to teach Chachi here a lesson.

[Frankenkit]

'tis the season to make....

DICKERDOODLES!
and MOAR DICKERDOODLES!

btw the above links are just ridiculously NSFW so don't be dumb.

[Frankencake]

You sir are the honorable recipient of the prestigious Douch/Cyber-Darwin combination award.  You have won nothing but contempt and scorn from all.  Even your mom hates you now.  Please pick up your prize at the soup kitchen because that is where you are headed with no friends and no family.

I'm sorry I meant Double-Douche/ Cyber-Darwin Combo award.  Sorry for any confusion.

[Frankencake]

'tis the season to make....

DICKERDOODLES!
and MOAR DICKERDOODLES!

btw the above links are just ridiculously NSFW so don't be dumb.

Really Kit, if anybody is surfing the SSDB they should know that nothing here is safe for work.  Sometimes I'll check in while I'm at school and it's almost guaranteed that there will be some picture of boobs or poop.  Or poopy boobs.  Or booby poops.