I thought the 100 post minimum cover applied to posts outside of here, but then my brain is fuzzy. I mean, when you go to a bar, you don't get the option of collecting up your cover after you get inside.
Actually, that reminds me of a story about a time when my friends and I went to a club in one of the poorest areas of NY. It was not a nice place; the week before, a woman had pulled a straight razor on the bouncer who was a huge man. We were the only white folks there, and everyone in the packed bar turned to stare as we entered. Tim was supposed to pay my cover (a whopping $1), but he forgot. The two guys outside had already threatened to thrash us, so leaving alone wasn't an option. Short story long, it was one of the most fun nights out ever -- the place hopped all night long.
I'd settle for the rule of days of yore when this thread was but a child. We'd ignore folks who had nothing creatively shameless to add, and this included anyone who missed the sarcasm in the first post.
Yes, Obi Wan, creativity is the key.
