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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34650 on: December 29, 2010, 12:21:32 pm »
TOGA!!! TO-GA !!!! TO-GA!!!!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34651 on: December 29, 2010, 02:11:11 pm »


You may laugh, and laugh you will, but that's me wearing my custom Poo-Freeze Holster. I wear it low and right-handed, although some guys favor the cross-draw.

Quick on the draw, I am. I can nail a poo before it even hits the ground.

Brilliant!! I am the guy walking around with the target bag ful of poo. (the supermarket bags have holes). My dog is a 100lb Visla/Wein so...I am picking up some human sized deuces. I am so far past the point of shame.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34652 on: December 29, 2010, 02:22:51 pm »
ahahaha  GIRLYMAN!!  ;D  I had a Saint Bernard....and a Newfoundland.. those two can drop a BIG handful  :o :o  heck, my Great Dane/Redbone mix could pincha 1lb loaf easy  ;D I always wondered how, if I fed them a 25lb bag of food, I ended up cleaning up 40lbs of dogdoo
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34653 on: December 29, 2010, 02:33:31 pm »
Oh my? Its almost new years,Im off for the next 4 days. Half a 30 pack of pabst left from the Christmas weekend. Or should I ring in the new year with some of my favorite Guinness? HMMMMMMMM?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34654 on: December 29, 2010, 02:33:56 pm »
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Yeah, too bad you guys didn't make it over. Next time, I guess..
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34655 on: December 29, 2010, 04:47:19 pm »
Sweet!  Wouldn't you love to ride a bike adorned with sharp pointy objects? :P


................................... >:( yes   ;) ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34656 on: December 29, 2010, 05:14:01 pm »
depressed, going to be alone for the 3 days surrounding New Years.
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34657 on: December 29, 2010, 05:30:38 pm »
Nah, your all good man, ... yew years ain't all that ... you had a good christmas right .. at this point brother, " you gotta look a lil harder to find that silver lining "
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34658 on: December 29, 2010, 05:31:04 pm »
ahahaha  GIRLYMAN!!  ;D  I had a Saint Bernard....and a Newfoundland.. those two can drop a BIG handful  :o :o  heck, my Great Dane/Redbone mix could pincha 1lb loaf easy  ;D I always wondered how, if I fed them a 25lb bag of food, I ended up cleaning up 40lbs of dogdoo

Now I am going to start posting pics. My dog can lay some cable. Pics soon.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34659 on: December 29, 2010, 07:02:53 pm »
ahahaha  GIRLYMAN!!  ;D  I had a Saint Bernard....and a Newfoundland.. those two can drop a BIG handful  :o :o  heck, my Great Dane/Redbone mix could pincha 1lb loaf easy  ;D I always wondered how, if I fed them a 25lb bag of food, I ended up cleaning up 40lbs of dogdoo

Now I am going to start posting pics. My dog can lay some cable. Pics soon.

Well, if you do, Anti-Vowel Man, make sure to include something for scale. We don't want any of those big fish pics where you hold it out at arm's length in front of the camera.

I had a Lab who didn't so much excel in quantity as in frequency. This is the algorithm I developed to predict the number of his dumps when taking him for a walk:

Where x=number of poos, y=number of poo bags
f(x)=y+1

I could take him around the block, and he'd poop five 5 times if I had 4 bags. He was only 75 pounds. Ever try to reuse a full poo bag?  It was amazingly annoying, but a better dog there ne'er was.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34660 on: December 29, 2010, 07:04:02 pm »
Just a warning in case anyone forgot. Be careful when throwing frozen poo, "You could put an eye out."
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34661 on: December 29, 2010, 07:11:12 pm »
depressed, going to be alone for the 3 days surrounding New Years.

We're with you in "Industrial Spirit".   :)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34662 on: December 29, 2010, 07:18:58 pm »
Eat some mushrooms, some window pane or a handful of peyote, you'll start imagining people.  ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34663 on: December 29, 2010, 07:39:41 pm »
Anti-Vowel man  ??? Ah, I ah took her for a walk tonight but eeeeee just couldnt bring myself to take a picturaah.  ;D
You may be thinking Quimby/Kennedy but I am thinking my neighbah.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34664 on: December 29, 2010, 08:03:34 pm »
Anti-Vowel man  ??? Ah, I ah took her for a walk tonight but eeeeee just couldnt bring myself to take a picturaah.  ;D
You may be thinking Quimby/Kennedy but I am thinking my neighbah.

Sorry, Ndstrylgrnrngr is Anti-Vowel Man.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34665 on: December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 pm »
Anti-Vowel man  ??? Ah, I ah took her for a walk tonight but eeeeee just couldnt bring myself to take a picturaah.  ;D
You may be thinking Quimby/Kennedy but I am thinking my neighbah.

Sorry, Ndstrylgrnrngr is Anti-Vowel Man.

LOL guess I thought too much on your comment. Kept looking at what I wrote.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34666 on: December 29, 2010, 09:34:40 pm »
Much as I'd like, don't have my doggies anymore.... :'(  never thought to take pics of massive piles when they were around... ;D  and I'm not ANTI-vowel, I just think they're over rated... ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34667 on: December 29, 2010, 11:24:47 pm »
depressed, going to be alone for the 3 days surrounding New Years.
Keep your chin up dude. You got all of us here in the SOHC.
I know how you feel, I spent the Christmas weekend alone,as I will the new years weekend too.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34668 on: December 29, 2010, 11:31:11 pm »
..... I always wondered how, if I fed them a 25lb bag of food, I ended up cleaning up 40lbs of dogdoo

they probably cleaned the cat box a few times.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34669 on: December 29, 2010, 11:35:40 pm »
..... I always wondered how, if I fed them a 25lb bag of food, I ended up cleaning up 40lbs of dogdoo

they probably cleaned the cat box a few times.



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34670 on: December 30, 2010, 06:51:54 am »
IC, chin up, I would rather be alone for three than surrounded by people making me miserable forever.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34671 on: December 30, 2010, 07:01:15 am »
...and I'm not ANTI-vowel, I just think they're over rated... ;D

You've got a point there. The Hebrews got along without them for thousands of years, and they didn't seem to miss them.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34672 on: December 30, 2010, 12:15:03 pm »
Youve got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34673 on: December 30, 2010, 12:53:10 pm »
Oh my? Its almost new years,Im off for the next 4 days. Half a 30 pack of pabst left from the Christmas weekend. Or should I ring in the new year with some of my favorite Guinness? HMMMMMMMM?
pour a half a glass of pabst and fill the guiness over back side of the spoon so it doesnt mix alot and have black and tans... or black and whites i guess
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34674 on: December 30, 2010, 01:21:15 pm »
Oh my? Its almost new years,I'm off for the next 4 days. Half a 30 pack of Pabst left from the Christmas weekend. Or should I ring in the new year with some of my favorite Guinness? HMMMMMMMM?
pour a half a glass of Pabst and fill the Guinness over back side of the spoon so it doesn't mix alot and have black and tans... or black and whites i guess
New plan, I had an old flame ask me out to the bar last night,drank my fill of Guinness.
For new years eve I'm gonna stay sober so I'm not hung over on Saturday because Ive got a road trip to go get a 1974 750!! WOOT!

 

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