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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34750 on: January 01, 2011, 08:19:31 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34751 on: January 01, 2011, 08:19:43 PM »
...be a...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34752 on: January 01, 2011, 08:20:03 PM »
...HOT SHOT!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34753 on: January 01, 2011, 08:20:51 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34754 on: January 01, 2011, 08:32:06 PM »
Hot shot!


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34755 on: January 01, 2011, 09:25:36 PM »
Quote from: Industrial Rocket on January 01, 2011, 03:48:59 PM
."I'd hit that".... ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34756 on: January 01, 2011, 09:44:36 PM »
Quote from: Industrial Strength 333 on January 01, 2011, 09:25:36 PM
Quote from: Industrial Rocket on January 01, 2011, 03:48:59 PM
."I'd hit that".... ;)
Mick

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Whippersnappers?..... Im the same age as you, backwards
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34757 on: January 02, 2011, 01:30:27 AM »
Question

           If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?  ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34758 on: January 02, 2011, 06:14:29 AM »
Look!  A baby wolf!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34759 on: January 02, 2011, 07:01:04 AM »
Quote from: Industrial Rocket on January 02, 2011, 01:30:27 AM
Question

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34760 on: January 02, 2011, 05:23:05 PM »
Let's all hope Chuck just collapsed from a little too much partying from New Year's Eve.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34761 on: January 02, 2011, 05:49:33 PM »
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34762 on: January 02, 2011, 05:52:09 PM »
Quote from: SOHC Digger on January 01, 2011, 08:20:51 PM


A fine and appropriate post for a newly minted Hot Shot. And a fine, if underrated movie, too. Watch Hot Shots Part Deux, and try to pick out the movie spoofs. They spoofed over 30 different movies and TV shows in about 90 minutes -- even spoofs within spoofs. Lloyd Bridges spoofs his own role in Sea Hunt. Sheen spoofs Rambo spoofing Gregory Peck in The Guns of Navarone. Brilliant.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34763 on: January 02, 2011, 05:52:39 PM »
Is he talkin' 'bout his dingaling?!?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34764 on: January 02, 2011, 06:13:33 PM »


They wouldn't give Chuck back his guitar.... :'( :'(


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34765 on: January 02, 2011, 06:25:47 PM »
Quote from: Spikeybike on January 02, 2011, 07:01:04 AM
Quote from: Industrial Rocket on January 02, 2011, 01:30:27 AM
Question

           If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?  ;D

Mick

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Rape jokes are funny?? I want to rape your CB cheetah of the spikes and  bedsheet bodywork.  ;D ;D Put Apehangers with giant mirrors and tassles....then make it listen to Winger instead of the Reverend Horton Heat (my pastor as well) ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34766 on: January 02, 2011, 06:29:44 PM »


Hey, easy there Franken. I just so happen to have a set of those bedsheets....I stole them from the prostitutes pimp right after I kicked his ass and stole his Lincoln MKIII with the fuzzy dash... :o
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34767 on: January 02, 2011, 06:33:34 PM »
Home from New years, no laws broken ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34768 on: January 02, 2011, 06:35:10 PM »
Quote from: seaweb11 on January 02, 2011, 06:33:34 PM
Home from New years, no laws broken ;D

What fun is that?  ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34769 on: January 02, 2011, 06:41:57 PM »
I don't believe the "no laws broken" statement.  It's probably more like "no witnesses".
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34770 on: January 02, 2011, 06:44:56 PM »
Or he didn't get caught..... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34771 on: January 02, 2011, 06:49:38 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on January 02, 2011, 06:29:44 PM


Hey, easy there Franken. I just so happen to have a set of those bedsheets....I stole them from the prostitutes pimp right after I kicked his ass and stole his Lincoln MKIII with the fuzzy dash... :o

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34772 on: January 02, 2011, 06:54:54 PM »
Laws are made to be broken!

I did the ton in the rental car, does that count?!!?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34773 on: January 02, 2011, 07:10:55 PM »
Its funny how meaningless the term "the ton"  is.

Franken-racer -"Because if you think "the ton" is a big deal, your driving a P.O.S"
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34774 on: January 02, 2011, 07:12:16 PM »
The ton is a big deal if you're riding a POS!
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