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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34925 on: January 04, 2011, 09:55:55 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34926 on: January 04, 2011, 09:56:09 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34927 on: January 04, 2011, 10:10:58 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34928 on: January 04, 2011, 10:21:07 PM »
The Dukinator.

Okay, I haven't checked in for two days, and six pages?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34929 on: January 04, 2011, 11:29:36 PM »
sh!t happens.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34930 on: January 04, 2011, 11:31:50 PM »
Quote from: Industrial Strength 333 on January 04, 2011, 10:21:07 PM
The Dukinator.

Okay, I haven't checked in for two days, and six pages?

Let me sum up. No, there is too much. We talked about poop for a while. Then we had some music videos. Finally, we decided to make verbs out of Dukiedook's name.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34931 on: January 05, 2011, 03:07:53 AM »
man was meant to be up before the sun  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34932 on: January 05, 2011, 07:05:58 AM »
I hate pooping. In fact everytime I wipe my soul says "I hate taking shiits".


FYI Baby wipes make every alllll riiiight
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34933 on: January 05, 2011, 07:35:07 AM »
Y'all been talking about drowning mud bunnies again?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34934 on: January 05, 2011, 08:42:40 AM »


Back to pooping....
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34935 on: January 05, 2011, 08:52:05 AM »
Quote from: SOHC Digger on January 04, 2011, 08:34:20 PM
Robert E. Lee and the way the civil war REALLY ended...

Poor predictable old Robert. ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34936 on: January 05, 2011, 09:42:38 AM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on January 05, 2011, 08:42:40 AM


Back to pooping....

Yes, we are recursive that way.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34937 on: January 05, 2011, 09:45:00 AM »
Does anyone know is a 750 exhaust header will fit (or can be budged) into a 550? I was just on Cycle X for 30 mins drooling over the "sidewinder exhaust".....YES I did a forum search first and got nuttin, SO I ask the BARRRRRRR.  ???
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34938 on: January 05, 2011, 09:55:27 AM »
Quote from: Frankenstuff on January 05, 2011, 09:45:00 AM
Does anyone know is a 750 exhaust header will fit (or can be budged) into a 550? I was just on Cycle X for 30 mins drooling over the "sidewinder exhaust".....YES I did a forum search first and got nuttin, SO I ask the BARRRRRRR.  ???

Smear it with poop and it will slip right in. ;D

Seriously, I don't think they will fit.  The angle is wrong as the 750 engine leans forward and the 550 is upright.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34939 on: January 05, 2011, 10:17:01 AM »
2 girls and an Industrial-sized Dukie   :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34940 on: January 05, 2011, 10:58:31 AM »
anything will fit if you hit it hard enough with a big hammer.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34941 on: January 05, 2011, 11:09:03 AM »
Dookie-Wookie

How did we not figgur this out? Couldn't find a video:

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34942 on: January 05, 2011, 11:10:52 AM »
But I did find this:

[youtube=425,350]MEyz4y8eM5k[/youtube]
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34943 on: January 05, 2011, 11:28:00 AM »
Dook-Ah-Tee   ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34944 on: January 05, 2011, 01:06:19 PM »
Quote from: Spikeybike on January 05, 2011, 03:07:53 AM
man was meant to be up before the sun  >:( >:( >:(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34945 on: January 05, 2011, 01:07:57 PM »
Quote from: Frankenstuff on January 05, 2011, 07:05:58 AM
I hate pooping. In fact everytime I wipe my soul says "I hate taking shiits".


FYI Baby wipes make every alllll riiiight

No, you hate wiping, BIG difference.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34946 on: January 05, 2011, 02:41:38 PM »
Yeah, I think I took too much though, can you OD on Paxil?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34947 on: January 05, 2011, 03:18:46 PM »

Dukie, have you taken your Paxcil yet today?





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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34948 on: January 05, 2011, 03:19:32 PM »
Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on January 05, 2011, 02:41:38 PM
Yeah, I think I took too much though, can you OD on Paxil?


No...





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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34949 on: January 05, 2011, 03:20:06 PM »


You got my reply, right Dukie?



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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(
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