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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34950 on: January 05, 2011, 03:20:42 PM »



Gee, I really hope you've seen it....







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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34951 on: January 05, 2011, 03:21:08 PM »



You know....









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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34952 on: January 05, 2011, 03:21:45 PM »


Cuz, I wouldn't....







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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34953 on: January 05, 2011, 03:22:11 PM »


want you....








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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34954 on: January 05, 2011, 03:22:37 PM »


to worry....








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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34955 on: January 05, 2011, 03:23:07 PM »



you know?  ;D ;D ;D







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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34956 on: January 05, 2011, 03:35:12 PM »
Go eat a bag of dukes.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34957 on: January 05, 2011, 04:17:55 PM »
twice

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34958 on: January 05, 2011, 05:30:42 PM »
Thrice.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34959 on: January 05, 2011, 05:41:13 PM »
Chicken & rice.
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34960 on: January 05, 2011, 05:52:23 PM »
I turned on the TV and Vanna was on!


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34961 on: January 05, 2011, 05:54:08 PM »


Dressed like that?
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34962 on: January 05, 2011, 05:54:25 PM »
Vanna Black!?!


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34963 on: January 05, 2011, 07:39:12 PM »
Have you ever got sucked into watching a bad movie, repeatedly, for one reason or another?  "The Blues Brothers" was a good movie, but "The Blues Brother 2000" sucks. I don't remember even seeing commercials for it in theaters.  Yet, here I am.  Watching it for like the third time.  The whole premise is totally ridiculous. But it does have some decent music, and it's full of cameos of some musical greats.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34964 on: January 05, 2011, 07:51:07 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34965 on: January 05, 2011, 07:53:33 PM »
Have you ever got sucked into watching a bad movie, repeatedly, for one reason or another?  "The Blues Brothers" was a good movie, but "The Blues Brother 2000" sucks. I don't remember even seeing commercials for it in theaters.  Yet, here I am.  Watching it for like the third time.  The whole premise is totally ridiculous. But it does have some decent music, and it's full of cameos of some musical greats.

22 minutes to Jon Stewart.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34966 on: January 05, 2011, 07:54:40 PM »
I'm glad I'm not alone.








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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34967 on: January 05, 2011, 07:57:41 PM »
of the worst

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34968 on: January 05, 2011, 08:01:16 PM »
HEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :-\





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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34969 on: January 05, 2011, 08:03:24 PM »
Watching a crappy movie at home is better than watching a crappy corporate safety or productivity movie at work.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34970 on: January 05, 2011, 08:06:53 PM »
Watching a crappy movie at home is better than watching a crappy corporate safety or productivity movie at work.

That is unless you are getting paid to watch.... ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34971 on: January 05, 2011, 08:07:04 PM »
...and I've changed my avatar in honor of the bar...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34972 on: January 05, 2011, 08:07:35 PM »
Watching a crappy movie at home is better than watching a crappy corporate safety or productivity movie at work.

That is unless you are getting paid to watch.... ;)

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I'd call that a tie...

And my favorite thing to do while watching "work" movies is to mute them when the instructor leaves and then dubbing over the actors voices ala wacky mad libs style.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34973 on: January 05, 2011, 08:09:52 PM »
Second to top of the page!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34974 on: January 05, 2011, 08:11:52 PM »
Watching a crappy movie at home is better than watching a crappy corporate safety or productivity movie at work.

That is unless you are getting paid to watch.... ;)

Mick

I'd call that a tie...
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