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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35125 on: January 09, 2011, 09:25:30 AM »
Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on January 08, 2011, 10:11:40 PM
Because you would want to eat the kids first, I imagine they are like succulent little veal compared to the old, dried up meat on adults.

Especially pudgy little fat kids that play way too many video games and get zero exercise.

Could you imagine the marble on those little piggies?  :)


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35126 on: January 09, 2011, 09:36:46 AM »
man..... way to be a debbie downer, schmity
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35127 on: January 09, 2011, 09:38:31 AM »


That's some real depravity there, isn't it?  :'( :'(
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35128 on: January 09, 2011, 09:41:43 AM »

yep. any time you start thinking your life sucks just read that wiki link you posted.

June, I'm home, seen the beaver lately ::)


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35129 on: January 09, 2011, 09:50:09 AM »
Ward, weren't you a little rough on the Beav last night?!?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35130 on: January 09, 2011, 12:07:55 PM »
is it propeller driven or a jet powered are the engines pushing or pulling?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35131 on: January 09, 2011, 12:22:48 PM »
For Sale - Ferrari, low miles, always garage stored. Needs minor touch-up to be as new! Best offer...


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35132 on: January 09, 2011, 02:17:05 PM »
I think Albert would prefer the marble of fat kids also.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35133 on: January 09, 2011, 05:32:41 PM »

why so serious?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35134 on: January 09, 2011, 05:41:40 PM »
Your kid knows what's up too, the fat ones are better.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35135 on: January 09, 2011, 05:52:05 PM »
and juicer.... what a mess
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35136 on: January 09, 2011, 06:05:35 PM »
You let your kid in the bar?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35137 on: January 09, 2011, 06:12:30 PM »
Quote from: Industrious Stev-o on January 09, 2011, 12:22:48 PM
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Lowered suspension.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35138 on: January 09, 2011, 06:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Industrious Stev-o on January 09, 2011, 06:05:35 PM
You let your kid in the bar?

actually yes !!!  what? ....they have chicken wings , pizza and sprite .... and he's not too shabby at Golden Tee   ...it's either that or sit at home and be lame  ;D ;D ;D

   (they usually ask me to leave around 9 or 10 depending on the bar... i don't shelter him from things like that, ... and it's amazing how many drunk people buy him stuff or just give him money)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35139 on: January 09, 2011, 06:30:43 PM »
Quote from: Spikeybike on January 09, 2011, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: Industrious Stev-o on January 09, 2011, 06:05:35 PM
You let your kid in the bar?

actually yes !!!  what? ....they have chicken wings , pizza and sprite .... and he's not too shabby at Golden Tee   ...it's either that or sit at home and be lame  ;D ;D ;D

   (they usually ask me to leave around 9 or 10 depending on the bar... i don't shelter him from things like that, ... and it's amazing how many drunk people buy him stuff or just give him money)

I guess he needs to learn to spit, swear and drink somewhere!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35140 on: January 09, 2011, 08:08:21 PM »
::D ::D seriously though ..it's really not that often .. i've taken him a handful of times ,....stop for lunch,...or someones birthday party, stuff like that ... a bar is a whole different place during the day
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35141 on: January 09, 2011, 09:02:20 PM »
Digger is drunkety drunk drunk drunk.  E&J Brandy.  $9.95 a fifth.  Having a hell of a time with spell check.  Who's my designated driver?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35142 on: January 10, 2011, 06:44:16 AM »
Digger dude. I think you have a drinking problem. Carry on.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35143 on: January 10, 2011, 07:15:14 AM »
Too much booze, not enough pieholes to stuff it in.  :'(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35144 on: January 10, 2011, 09:14:03 AM »
Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on January 09, 2011, 06:12:30 PM
Quote from: Industrious Stev-o on January 09, 2011, 12:22:48 PM
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Lowered suspension.
Limited edition convertible.

I would love to know the backstory on this.  I have to guess the truck was there first because I don't see damage on the back of the Ferrari.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35145 on: January 10, 2011, 09:24:37 AM »
Quote from: weekend_junkie on January 10, 2011, 09:14:03 AM
Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on January 09, 2011, 06:12:30 PM
Quote from: Industrious Stev-o on January 09, 2011, 12:22:48 PM
For Sale - Ferrari, low miles, always garage stored. Needs minor touch-up to be as new! Best offer...



Lowered suspension.
Limited edition convertible.

I would love to know the backstory on this.  I have to guess the truck was there first because I don't see damage on the back of the Ferrari.
I've seen this picture before someplace, I believe a tornado or hurricane is responsible for that park job.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35146 on: January 10, 2011, 09:28:30 AM »
It's cold and snowing and blowing and I want to ride, damnit.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35147 on: January 10, 2011, 09:33:56 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35148 on: January 10, 2011, 09:39:10 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35149 on: January 10, 2011, 10:37:29 AM »
It could have been a teenage girl.
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