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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35450 on: January 19, 2011, 08:12:03 AM »
Quote from: burmashave on January 19, 2011, 07:48:04 AM
It's time for the SSDB pool. At what post number will Mr. Breeze next visit us? This is post 35502. My vote goes for #355024.

To make this fair, posts with guesses will not be counted (will be subtracted).
I think a more fair question would at what time, what post # would be easier to manipulate than TOP-O-PAGE MAN.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35451 on: January 19, 2011, 08:44:26 AM »
Where are those numbers?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35452 on: January 19, 2011, 09:09:33 AM »
I calculated. The numbers are in the forum index. Let's make it easier. My post above is number one. How many posts until we see him again. Given my guess, we'd see him on the 22nd post. Digger's guess would be 89th post. Now my head hurts and this is too difficult.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35453 on: January 19, 2011, 09:57:02 AM »
1/20/2011 @ 1:50 am
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35454 on: January 19, 2011, 10:11:24 AM »
He don't know how to double dutch.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35455 on: January 19, 2011, 10:14:44 AM »
Quote from: raef on January 19, 2011, 09:57:02 AM
1/20/2011 @ 1:50 am

I'm thinkin' more like 2:30 to 3:00 am
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35456 on: January 19, 2011, 10:52:46 AM »
Quote from: burmashave on January 19, 2011, 09:09:33 AM
I calculated. The numbers are in the forum index. Let's make it easier. My post above is number one. How many posts until we see him again. Given my guess, we'd see him on the 22nd post. Digger's guess would be 89th post. Now my head hurts and this is too difficult.

your math is a little off... your wager is that he'll not post here for another 319,522 posts, not 22.  ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35457 on: January 19, 2011, 11:17:47 AM »
Beer math.... ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35458 on: January 19, 2011, 12:02:00 PM »
Here I is kids!!!!So.....who won and just what is it that you won??? Hey.....didn't mean to ruffle anyone's feathers(lighten up Francis!!!) Just trying to see if we can get more riders for the upcoming tour. Wuts wrong???Didn't I put a smiley in my other posts?? ;D ;D 8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35459 on: January 19, 2011, 12:08:35 PM »
Quote from: mrbreeze on January 19, 2011, 12:02:00 PM
Here I is kids!!!!So.....who won and just what is it that you won??? Hey.....didn't mean to ruffle anyone's feathers(lighten up Francis!!!) Just trying to see if we can get more riders for the upcoming tour. Wuts wrong???Didn't I put a smiley in my other posts?? ;D ;D 8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35460 on: January 19, 2011, 12:18:57 PM »
 ;D ;D ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35461 on: January 19, 2011, 12:34:43 PM »
Yeah, stop talkin' to Cupcake.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35462 on: January 19, 2011, 02:19:06 PM »
Mornin all, glad to see chaos is still paramount in the bar..... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35463 on: January 19, 2011, 02:21:28 PM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on January 19, 2011, 02:19:06 PM
Mornin all, glad to see chaos is still paramount in the bar..... ;D

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What time is it there Mick?  It's 5:20 pm here in HoosierDaddy land... ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35464 on: January 19, 2011, 02:26:25 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on January 19, 2011, 02:21:28 PM
Quote from: Retro Rocket on January 19, 2011, 02:19:06 PM
Mornin all, glad to see chaos is still paramount in the bar..... ;D

Mick


What time is it there Mick?  It's 5:20 pm here in HoosierDaddy land... ;D

8.30 in the morning mate..... ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35465 on: January 19, 2011, 02:32:19 PM »

Yowsa! Time for some eggs & vegemite... ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35466 on: January 19, 2011, 02:33:48 PM »
Yuk.... :o  we really need to edumacate you yankies on how, when and where to eat vegemite.... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35467 on: January 19, 2011, 02:35:02 PM »


But Mick, it's the leading breakfast food in Oz.... ;D ;D


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35468 on: January 19, 2011, 02:41:52 PM »
HAHAHAA...never seen that before.... ;)  I will have some Vegemite toast but definitely not with eggs... ??? Although i am sure that there is someone somewhere eating exactly that.... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35469 on: January 19, 2011, 03:31:15 PM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on January 19, 2011, 02:33:48 PM
Yuk.... :o  we really need to edumacate you yankies on how, when and where to eat vegemite.... ;D

Mick

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35470 on: January 19, 2011, 05:50:12 PM »
yeastamite.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35471 on: January 19, 2011, 06:06:00 PM »
"yeast" make me think of Cupcake's story......BLECH
yeast infection with vegemite spread and a snow buttplug
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35472 on: January 19, 2011, 06:37:49 PM »
If that's what you're thinking, the story would have gone something more like this...

...so I have to bathe this person, and I nearly blow my Chinese food lunch because this woman has Vegamite growing between her fat rolls. Now, I'm not much of a Vegamite fan, but if I were...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35473 on: January 19, 2011, 06:52:51 PM »
I am so glad that the SSDB came up. Everytime I check the "unread posts" the frigging front fender as a stabilizer thread comes up. Bunch of nerds in a tizzy. ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35474 on: January 19, 2011, 06:53:32 PM »

Quote from: burmashave on January 19, 2011, 06:37:49 PM
If that's what you're thinking, the story would have gone something more like this...

...so I have to bathe this person, and I nearly blow my Chinese food lunch because this woman has Vegamite growing between her fat rolls. Now, I'm not much of a Vegamite fan, but if I had were...



Where does the 'snow buttplug' come in to play?

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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(
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