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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35500 on: January 20, 2011, 06:57:16 PM »
yes, you're fine
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35501 on: January 20, 2011, 06:57:41 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on January 20, 2011, 05:32:42 PM


Is that a dung beetle?
he's the poopsmith
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35502 on: January 20, 2011, 07:31:56 PM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on January 20, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
Well i'll just fart then...... :P

OOPS...are farts lumpy...?...........  ???


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THAT my good sir is what we in the states refer to as "SHARTING"
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35503 on: January 20, 2011, 07:53:56 PM »
shart?  fhit!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35504 on: January 20, 2011, 08:06:33 PM »
Lunch time... Bartenderer give me a tall one
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35505 on: January 20, 2011, 08:11:15 PM »
How 'bout a "flat one"?!?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35506 on: January 20, 2011, 08:15:16 PM »
Quote from: Stev-o on January 20, 2011, 07:53:56 PM
shart?  fhit!!

You seem to be developing a lisp there Steve..... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35507 on: January 20, 2011, 08:24:10 PM »
Thay it's not tho, Mick.  I just don't thee it.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35508 on: January 20, 2011, 08:30:08 PM »
Thucker.....you decide if thats with an "f" or a "S"...... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35509 on: January 20, 2011, 08:34:26 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35510 on: January 20, 2011, 09:19:07 PM »
Quote from: Stev-o on January 20, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
How 'bout a "flat one"?!?




I can say Saskatchewan without starting to stutter...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35511 on: January 20, 2011, 10:13:09 PM »
Mickey's, it's what's for dinner.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35512 on: January 20, 2011, 10:14:57 PM »

   Ummmm...Saskatchewan.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35513 on: January 20, 2011, 10:18:59 PM »
Quote from: mick750F on January 20, 2011, 10:14:57 PM

   Ummmm...Saskatchewan.
As I'm staring down that road, something seems to jump into my peripheral.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35514 on: January 20, 2011, 10:33:32 PM »
waasup #$%*-kickers?      wait......my rabbit just dropped something......
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35515 on: January 20, 2011, 10:36:33 PM »
What do you get when you stick baby jesus in a blender?




I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35516 on: January 20, 2011, 10:45:44 PM »
so I went over to the parents place to look at my bike today and start it up... when i walked into the garage my bike was pushed into the corner. and there was a tarp.. guess my dad got himself his new bike 2010 BMW R1200gs adventure... basterd now i have to look at it everytime im in there tinkering on my bike.... ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35517 on: January 20, 2011, 11:05:58 PM »
Quote from: paulages on January 20, 2011, 10:36:33 PM
What do you get when you stick baby jesus in a blender?




I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

LMAO..................... :o

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35518 on: January 20, 2011, 11:19:38 PM »
Quote from: Roach on January 20, 2011, 10:45:44 PM
so I went over to the parents place to look at my bike today and start it up... when i walked into the garage my bike was pushed into the corner. and there was a tarp.. guess my dad got himself his new bike 2010 BMW R1200gs adventure... basterd now i have to look at it everytime im in there tinkering on my bike.... ::)


A dad is supposed to set a good example for his son...I'm sure he's just trying to inspire you.. ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35519 on: January 21, 2011, 05:15:48 AM »
Quote from: Roach on January 20, 2011, 10:45:44 PM
so I went over to the parents place to look at my bike today and start it up... when i walked into the garage my bike was pushed into the corner. and there was a tarp.. guess my dad got himself his new bike 2010 BMW R1200gs adventure... basterd now i have to look at it everytime im in there tinkering on my bike.... ::)
Why?  Because your bike is a piece of #$%*?   Do this.  Buy one part for the BMW and then buy the same correlating part for the Honda.  Tell me who has the better bike now.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35520 on: January 21, 2011, 05:40:54 AM »
Better yet, be there when he starts it up for the first time one day, then ask him what that puff of blue smoke is coming out the left tail pipe.  If he keeps the bike on the side stand, it will always happen.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35521 on: January 21, 2011, 11:39:34 AM »
7 12s in a row Im so glad its the weekend!!!! Bring on the beer and babes!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35522 on: January 21, 2011, 11:55:29 AM »
Boobees!!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35523 on: January 21, 2011, 12:03:55 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35524 on: January 21, 2011, 12:48:48 PM »
succotash.
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