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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35600 on: January 25, 2011, 06:20:27 PM »


I'm so coming off a bad weekend and starting the week the same. My 10 year old Sony Vaio desktop bit the dust Friday. Lost everything, pictures, files,...porn. ;D I had been running XP and was very used to it. Now I've got Window's 7 and can't find a friggin' thing!! I miss the Sony, it gave me 10 years of good service, but unfortunately Sony no longer makes 'desktops', only 'all-in-one's' or laptops.  :'( So, I went with this... http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16883108463

Hope it's as good as my Sony was... :-\
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35601 on: January 25, 2011, 06:26:45 PM »
Why do you want a desktop?!?



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35602 on: January 25, 2011, 06:27:23 PM »
Lost everything, pictures, files,...porn. ;D

So we aren't going to have to see that damn picture you like so much of the guy pitching a tent in bed anymore? ;D ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35603 on: January 25, 2011, 06:29:13 PM »
Lost everything, pictures, files,...porn. ;D

So we aren't going to have to see that damn picture you like so much of the guy pitching a tent in bed anymore? ;D ;D

Man! You've got me confused with Brown Bomber, Cupcake!!! >:( ;D ;D
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35604 on: January 25, 2011, 06:31:51 PM »
Cupcake got a thing for pitched tents...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35605 on: January 25, 2011, 06:32:41 PM »
Why do you want a desktop?!?



Now that obviously belongs to a member here that frequents the Dive Bar....You can tell by the roll of toilet paper, which is surely needed for all the poop flinging going on in here!!
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35606 on: January 25, 2011, 06:39:44 PM »
What are those cans - Aussie fine malt bourbon liqueur?!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35607 on: January 25, 2011, 06:44:41 PM »
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35608 on: January 25, 2011, 06:54:15 PM »
Bartender....2 more!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35609 on: January 25, 2011, 07:16:18 PM »
Smithwicks is my blood

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35610 on: January 25, 2011, 07:18:16 PM »
Bartender, a Smithwicks for Frankie!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35611 on: January 25, 2011, 07:22:22 PM »
Y SteevO you want to go and drag race? My supervan vs. your Datsun pickup....race you for the pinkslip...and the bartab.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35612 on: January 25, 2011, 07:25:18 PM »
Y SteevO you want to go and drag race?


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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35613 on: January 25, 2011, 07:31:29 PM »
I got #$%*ed over by an arsehole forum member today and it isn't the first time its happened......Wish my memory was better.....Some arse holes just never change....As far as i am concerned i want everyone to know...

http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=66484.msg931529#new

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35614 on: January 25, 2011, 07:34:15 PM »
I think the dude on the right has a nice rack.....

I read through that thread. First that guy messed with Terry then Mick.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35615 on: January 25, 2011, 07:36:37 PM »
Y SteevO you want to go and drag race?



Ya, I'll race for the bar tab! Look, I'm winning!! Schmitty's losing!!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35616 on: January 25, 2011, 10:28:28 PM »
note to self do not ask wife when shes complaining about her pants size why do they still say skinny on them
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35617 on: January 25, 2011, 11:29:44 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35618 on: January 25, 2011, 11:38:46 PM »
Drag Race.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35619 on: January 26, 2011, 06:39:15 AM »
Cupcake got a thing for pitched tents...

OK, since you guys asked........
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35620 on: January 26, 2011, 07:21:27 AM »
note to self do not ask wife when shes complaining about her pants size why do they still say skinny on them

"honey...its not your jeans that make your butt look big, its the fat...on yer @$$, that makes your butt look big."

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35621 on: January 26, 2011, 07:31:09 AM »
Schmitty, I hope the old machine isn't gone yet.  Unless it died of a total hard disk failure, you can rescue those lost files.  Snag the hard disk out of it and get a USB hard disk enclosure.  As long as it spins up, the chances are real good that you can get your porn stuff back.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35622 on: January 26, 2011, 09:43:57 AM »
I am drinking a Dunkin' Donuts Dunkincheeeino and.....it sucks. Gonna make me trot. Runs to the backhouse.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35623 on: January 26, 2011, 10:13:20 AM »
I am drinking a Dunkin' Donuts Dunkincheeeino and.....it sucks. Gonna make me trot. Runs to the backhouse.
Every time I drop in there's talk of poo. Keep up the good work.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35624 on: January 26, 2011, 10:17:44 AM »
I am drinking a Dunkin' Donuts Dunkincheeeino and.....it sucks. Gonna make me trot. Runs to the backhouse.
Every time I drop in there's talk of poo. Keep up the good work.
This keeps popping up too  ;D
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