A father decided to take his son out for a drink. The son had been born with a severe birth defect and had managed to live, even though his entire body from the neck down had never developed. "I'll have a shot of whiskey" said the son. Upon downing this, a torso sprang forth from the neck. Seeing this, the father, son, and bartender were amazed! " Give me another" exclaimed the son. Two arms sprouted immediately. "More!" ordered the son, and drank heartily. He instantly had two legs. Overjoyed, he leaped from the stool and ran around the bar a few times to try his new limbs. Wanting to feel the wind as he ran through the town, he struck out the door and was hit by a passing bus as he entered the road! Damn," said the barkeep, "he shoulda quit while he was a head."
