A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
> >> She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
> worst
> >> way,
> >> but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were
>
> >> asking.
> >> After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices"
> attitude
> >> of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe
I'll
>
> >> just
> >> go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for
> >> free!"
> >> The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just
go
> and
> >> give it a try!"
> >> The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an
> >> alligator.
> >> Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over
to
> >> the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
> waist
> >> deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
> >> Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward
her.
> >> With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls
it
> >> onto the slimy bank of the swamp.
> >> Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their
> >> backs.
> >> The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
> >> The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.
> >> Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she
> >> shouts out .
> >>
> >> "SH IT... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
