Author Topic: Colloquialisms (Read 7606 times)

edwardmorris · « **Reply #50 on:** April 26, 2019, 03:29:45 PM »

Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe -- unknown.

754 · « **Reply #51 on:** April 26, 2019, 03:52:57 PM »

I say I would like to help you out..
Which way did you come in ?

bear · « **Reply #52 on:** April 26, 2019, 05:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Stev-o on April 26, 2019, 02:12:43 PM

Quote from: Gene on April 26, 2019, 12:35:14 PM
When ushering someone offensive out the door,

"Here's your hat, what's your hurry."

Or "Dont let the door hit your ass on the way out!"

Quote from: 754 on April 26, 2019, 03:52:57 PM

I say I would like to help you out..
Which way did you come in ?

Or "Tell your story walking mate"

Stev-o · « **Reply #53 on:** April 30, 2019, 07:33:30 AM »

My Dad used to say to me as a teen when leaving the house:

"Don't go away mad, just go away!"

Now, I say it to our daughter!!

Gene · « **Reply #54 on:** April 30, 2019, 10:48:44 AM »

It's colder than a well-diggers ass.

me dad was fond of a lot of "ass" colloquialisms

ewanhughes · « **Reply #55 on:** April 30, 2019, 11:30:55 AM »

Wetter than an otters pocket

Tracksnblades1 · « **Reply #56 on:** April 30, 2019, 12:13:28 PM »

Quote from: bear on April 26, 2019, 05:33:15 PM

Quote from: Stev-o on April 26, 2019, 02:12:43 PM
Quote from: Gene on April 26, 2019, 12:35:14 PM
When ushering someone offensive out the door,

"Here's your hat, what's your hurry."

Or "Dont let the door hit your ass on the way out!"
Quote from: 754 on April 26, 2019, 03:52:57 PM
I say I would like to help you out..
Which way did you come in ?

Or "Tell your story walking mate"

Bear,

I'm going to borrow "tell your story walking mate". in case I run into a second person I truly don't care for.

😂😂😂😂fall down😂😂😂😂

pmanning · « **Reply #57 on:** May 01, 2019, 08:07:52 AM »

To somebody who looks a little rough - "You look like you've been shot at and missed and s**t at and hit."

Gene · « **Reply #58 on:** May 01, 2019, 10:17:13 AM »

THAT one I have never heard.

Spanner 1 · « **Reply #59 on:** May 01, 2019, 09:24:56 PM »

' you know it's Summer in Ireland when the rain get's warmer ' ( IRL )

" Don't get your knickers in a knot' ( IRL )

' Why are you saying 'we', ya got a frog in your pocket ? ( Texas )

' Dumb as a box of rocks ' ( TN )

' Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground ' ( TN )

'He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal ' ( US/ IRL )

ewanhughes · « **Reply #60 on:** May 03, 2019, 03:41:04 PM »

"Hope yer next sh!te's a hedgehog"

Gene · « **Reply #61 on:** May 03, 2019, 06:07:40 PM »

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Couple beers short of a six pack

Dumb as a fencepost

spotty · « **Reply #62 on:** May 05, 2019, 02:38:58 AM »

Did your parents have any children that lived ?

bear · « **Reply #63 on:** May 05, 2019, 06:22:09 AM »

"Flat out like a lizard drinking"
or
"Drier than a dead dingo's donger"

bear · « **Reply #64 on:** May 05, 2019, 06:28:24 AM »

Quote from: pmanning on May 01, 2019, 08:07:52 AM

To somebody who looks a little rough - "You look like you've been shot at and missed and s**t at and hit."

Or "You look half fcuked and let go."

754 · « **Reply #65 on:** May 05, 2019, 01:29:08 PM »

I went a bit overboard partying Friday night..
Yesterday was a ...if I felt any better I would Puke days....

.......lol..

spotty · « **Reply #66 on:** May 05, 2019, 02:27:52 PM »

to be any less interested i'd have to stop breathing

my name is nobody · « **Reply #67 on:** May 05, 2019, 08:22:05 PM »

I got a stack of traffic tickets that's thicker than a Hong Kong F&*k book.

spotty · « **Reply #68 on:** May 05, 2019, 08:24:54 PM »

the common name for a quad bike out in the country is 'cousin catcher'

mick7504 · « **Reply #69 on:** May 05, 2019, 10:23:26 PM »

After letting a decent fart rip, my Dad use to say
"A bit more choke and it would've started"

spotty · « **Reply #70 on:** May 05, 2019, 11:09:26 PM »

his parents were closely related even before they got married

dumber than his own #$%*

about as popular as cot death

popular as a paedophile at a kiddies pool party

pmanning · « **Reply #71 on:** May 06, 2019, 07:10:19 AM »

forgetful - "there's been a lot of Miller Lite under the bridge since that happened."

754 · « **Reply #72 on:** May 06, 2019, 08:44:00 AM »

Speaking of farts..
Pretty good sound for a 1/2 inch speaker...
Your voice has changed , but your breath is still the same..

Another thing people used to say here if you were very fast or productive.. highball...
Like highball logging show... or them highball construction guys..

mick7504 · « **Reply #73 on:** May 06, 2019, 01:29:51 PM »

He's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #74 on:** May 06, 2019, 01:52:20 PM »

About as welcomed as a fart in church.

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Author Topic: Colloquialisms (Read 7606 times)