Topic: siamese twins

[gregwaits]

There were these siamese twins who really loved to hear Tony Bennett sing. One of the girls played trumpet and never went anywhere without her horn.

They saw that Tony was appearing in their town one night, and they bought tickets and went to his concert and of course the trumpet playing twin brought along her horn. They were able to make it back stage to meet him. He invited them into his dressing room where they had drinks and conversation.

One thing led to another and they found theirselves back at his hotel suite. Due to the alcohol, Tony hit it off with th e trumpet players twin, and they decided to go to bed together.

The trumpet playing twin asked if it would be okay if she played her horn while they made love. Tony shrugged and off the went.

Later that evening they dressed and the girls went home.

Two years later they girls read in the newspaper that Tony was to again perform in town.

One of the twins said: "we should go see him again!"

sorry Tony! 

The other one asked: "Do you think he'll remember us?

[jbailey]

Does something funny happen after that, or is that the end of the joke?

[750goes]

were they still joined together or were they just blonde??

[Rushoid]

That's kinda like this:

[Rsnip988]

I'm with bailey, i get that he's a man whore but why was it funny?

[turtle]

  I thought it was funny. Maybe too subtle for some here.

[Rushoid]

I think the "Sorry Tony" at the end may have thrown off the punchline. It's not that he's a man whore it's the whole "Do you think he'll remember us" bit. I thought it was pretty darned funny.

[Gordon]

Maybe too subtle for some here.

That's a pretty safe assumtion.

[Sam Green Racing]

Maybe too subtle for some here.

That's a pretty safe assumtion.