A lawyer and his wife were traveling and stopped in a small rural town for lunch. Just as they were about to be served, someone came running in shouting that there had been a motorcycle accident down at Fifth and main. In a small town, that’s big excitement and the café quickly cleaned out as everyone ran to see what had happened.
Not wanting to miss an opportunity for a little ambulance chasing, the lawyer ran out getting to the scene behind a huge crowd that had already gathered. Unable to see what had happened the lawyer, began shouting loudly, “Let me through, let me through, I am the son of the victim.” The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the motorcycle was a jackass.
P.S. advance pardons to any attorneys present
