Author Topic: Colloquialisms (Read 7408 times)

OldZaskar · « **Reply #75 on:** May 06, 2019, 02:42:23 PM »

"That's going to have to improve quite a bit to suck."

spotty · « **Reply #76 on:** May 06, 2019, 03:04:27 PM »

the force is not strong within me today

Stev-o · « **Reply #77 on:** May 06, 2019, 04:18:37 PM »

"Y'all kin say whut y'all want about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North".

So true...

Kelly E · « **Reply #78 on:** May 06, 2019, 09:57:40 PM »

Quote from: Stev-o on May 06, 2019, 04:18:37 PM

"Y'all kin say whut y'all want about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North".

So true...

I have.

Don R · « **Reply #79 on:** May 06, 2019, 10:36:57 PM »

I moved from the north side of east south st to the south side of west north st. See how far I've come?

Marks78 · « **Reply #80 on:** May 07, 2019, 05:50:21 AM »

Some of grammas' favorites --
"...doesn't have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot"
"...doesn't have enough sense to pound sand in a rat hole"

Gene · « **Reply #81 on:** May 07, 2019, 10:28:39 AM »

Quote from: Marks78 on May 07, 2019, 05:50:21 AM

Some of grammas' favorites --
"...doesn't have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot"
"...doesn't have enough sense to pound sand in a rat hole"

These remind me of my gramma.

Gurp · « **Reply #82 on:** May 08, 2019, 11:54:54 AM »

One of my dads favorites was " your ass sucks buttermilk too!" A long way to say BS!
"Wish in one hand and sh1t in the other, then tell me which fills up first"

irish44395 · « **Reply #83 on:** May 08, 2019, 12:41:00 PM »

My dad use to say"go pound salt in your ass"
Pete

Old Moe Toe · « **Reply #84 on:** May 16, 2019, 12:58:56 AM »

As flat as a pooh carters hat.
Or for someone looking very seedy and hungover, "You look like a mad woman's breakfast"
To describe a dainty looking fellow, " I reckon he has got a bit of corn stuck in the Jap eye"

spotty · « **Reply #85 on:** May 16, 2019, 06:04:06 PM »

all over the place like a mad womans sh1t

Old Moe Toe · « **Reply #86 on:** May 17, 2019, 06:16:02 AM »

She had teeth like the ten commandments.........
All broken.

Stev-o · « **Reply #87 on:** May 22, 2019, 04:08:57 PM »

"I'm as busy as a one-armed wallpaper hanger!"

CBJoe · « **Reply #88 on:** May 23, 2019, 02:54:09 PM »

Roses contribution:

You're an idiot/Talking BullS#!T - "I can hear your brain rattlin' around like a BB in a boxcar"

follow up to first - "Empty Cans rattle the loudest"

"you're as useful as a handbrake in a canoe"

brewsky · « **Reply #89 on:** May 29, 2019, 04:41:34 AM »

Quote from: Kelly E on April 18, 2019, 06:23:41 PM

Slower than molasses on a flat rock in the winter. Something my grandpa used to say.

our local version...…..."Slower than molasses flowing up steps"

pmanning · « **Reply #90 on:** May 31, 2019, 06:50:33 AM »

Just okay - "Good enough for the whores I run with".

spotty · « **Reply #91 on:** May 31, 2019, 02:45:40 PM »

at work - "any slower and we'd be putting sh1t back on the shelves"

irish44395 · « **Reply #92 on:** June 01, 2019, 03:58:24 AM »

referring to people who can't do the job " He can't hit his ass with both hands"
Pete

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #93 on:** June 01, 2019, 10:44:28 AM »

Sargent, waking the troops for a 20k pre-dawn march:

Drop your cocks and grab your socks!

Marks78 · « **Reply #94 on:** June 03, 2019, 06:43:57 AM »

Dad used to say someone or something that was moving fast (typically out of fear) was...running like a stripedy assed ape...

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Author Topic: Colloquialisms (Read 7408 times)