Author Topic: My new favorite quote: (Read 2689 times)

Serenity · « **Reply #25 on:** January 31, 2007, 02:48:25 AM »

Looks for the hotdog vendor

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #26 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:09:30 AM »

Missed a bit out before - "Life's a #$%*, you marry one, then you die"

ProTeal55 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 31, 2007, 10:50:12 AM »

"2nd place just means you are the 1st loser"

seaweb11 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 31, 2007, 10:55:37 AM »

"If it aint broke.....don't fix it"

DammitDan · « **Reply #29 on:** January 31, 2007, 11:01:45 AM »

Quote from: seaweb11 on January 31, 2007, 10:55:37 AM

"If it aint broke.....don't fix it"

Now they tell me!

Rushoid · « **Reply #30 on:** January 31, 2007, 11:18:47 AM »

Quote from: CrisPDuk on January 30, 2007, 10:20:51 PM

John Hinckley does not count, only Americans who are to stupid to think of an original name for their spawn call their kid junior

"Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?"

Oh, and it should be "...Americans who are too stupid..."

DammitDan · « **Reply #31 on:** January 31, 2007, 11:28:17 AM »

Is that Dr Strangelove? Slim Pickens... Now there's an AMERICAN name!

Uncle Ernie · « **Reply #32 on:** January 31, 2007, 11:28:33 AM »

"The reason you know them by their full names is because the press always used their full names in any feature, I bet Mrs Oswald only called her husband Lee. By the way. John Hinckley does not count, only Americans who are to stupid to think of an original name for their spawn call their kid junior"

Here in the South, this is asked with the right eye closed a little and the head is pointing about 20 degrees away from you as the eyes look right at you;
'You ain't from around here, ahr yoo."
It's not a question...
If Mrs Oswald lived down here, you can bet she called Lee Harvey to dinner. At least half the boys here (and a quarter of the men) are known as "Junior".
And here's a strage little secret- many of the guys you see in coveralls driving an old pick-up have enough money in their pocket to buy the house you live in. I mean pay cash now.

DammitDan · « **Reply #33 on:** January 31, 2007, 11:34:38 AM »

The guys with the funny accents in the overalls driving pick ups also have a three quarter million dollar combine harvester or 2 in their barn that costs more than their house. On the 500 acres of land that would sell for $10,000 an acre.

And I do have to say, "Junior" in the south is kind of a mark of honor... Fathers name their firstborn sons Junior. Gives you a sense of heritage that is lacking in much of the rest of the country.

Rushoid · « **Reply #34 on:** January 31, 2007, 11:49:33 AM »

I'm named for my father, who is named for his father, who was named for his father. Yes, I'm the fourth. I have several friends who are either a Junior, or their son's a Junior. None of these people are stupid.

Quote from: Uncle Ernie on January 31, 2007, 11:28:33 AM

And here's a strage little secret- many of the guys you see in coveralls driving an old pick-up have enough money in their pocket to buy the house you live in. I mean pay cash now.

We have a customer that fits that bill. His name is Skeeter. Seriously. He owns the majority of 3 counties. He's also one of the nicest guys you can imagine.

Just don't pi$$ him off.

seaweb11 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 31, 2007, 11:58:01 AM »

His last name isn't Valentine is it?

upperlake04 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 31, 2007, 12:01:03 PM »

"Bigtop women sure do bounce around"

-Hank Williams Jr.

Serenity · « **Reply #37 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:36:45 PM »

bigtop woman sure bounce around? Thats a new qoute ive not heard of

Is that anything like ..*Men who dont ride motorbikes dance ballet*?

Rocking-M · « **Reply #38 on:** January 31, 2007, 04:04:26 PM »

Quote from: upperlake04 on January 31, 2007, 12:01:03 PM

"Bigtop women sure do bounce around"

-Hank Williams Jr.

Damn, and here I was thinking all this time that Upperlake was a Canadian Miscreant

Learn somethin new bout folks everyday

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #39 on:** January 31, 2007, 07:11:29 PM »

Quote from: DammitDan on January 31, 2007, 11:34:38 AM

The guys with the funny accents in the overalls driving pick ups also have a three quarter million dollar combine harvester or 2 in their barn that costs more than their house. On the 500 acres of land that would sell for $10,000 an acre.

That's not just a southern thing, or even solely an American thing though

In my part of England we have a saying: "A farmer will park £150,000 worth of machinery across the entrance to a field because they are too poor to buy a new gate"

One farmer of my acquaintance never leaves home with less than £2000 in his wallet

Just in case he 'see's something worh buying'

Hockers Choppers · « **Reply #40 on:** January 31, 2007, 07:54:17 PM »

How would you like to go home and tell your dad you just got your a$$ kick by some guy named Junior?

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #41 on:** January 31, 2007, 08:11:10 PM »

Wouldn't happen Junior

I'm married, I spend every day avoiding getting my a$$ kicked by a woman

and they're better at it than any guy (whether they have a real name or not) I know

Jonesy · « **Reply #42 on:** February 03, 2007, 08:25:18 AM »

My favorite and I've found it to be true through many life experiences:

"Good parts not cheap. Cheap parts not good."

Leemata · « **Reply #43 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:43:30 AM »

"Ah yes, Harley Davidson. You really have to give them credit. They've managed to create a market in which they can sell yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices." (Michael Kasmirsky - Maico Motorcycle Forums)

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Author Topic: My new favorite quote: (Read 2689 times)

Serenity

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