Just knocked up a 'toucan' yesterday, combined a can of Cooper's classic bitter ( much more like a lager than an English bitter) and a can of muntons ruby red ale, couple of kilos of maltose and dextrose.
It's started at 1070 so if I can get it down around 1005 it should emerge from the bottle at about 9.5%
I'll ferment it at under the house temp without the heat blanket so it takes it slow but steady , should be quite nice I hope
I haven't made any prison hooch cider for a while, with it just living in a keg in the space room it was all too easy to get through 4 or more pints a night , it was prob about 8% and some mornings you'd wake up with no recollection of the night before, going to bed, nothing.....bit much on a school night
And yes I realise the contradiction of not wanting to drink a cider that's probably weaker than the beer I've just made but the cider isn't particularly rich or thick ( unlike the royal family) and is really easy to drink, but the beer will be quite heavy and much harder to drink more than a couple of pints in a night
That's the theory anyway