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Offline jgger

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Something to do if you're bored
« on: September 18, 2019, 10:57:56 PM »
When you have nothing else to do, try this:

PARKING TICKET: My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "#$%*." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "#$%*head." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Bernie Sanders stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!

 

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Re: Something to do if you're bored
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2019, 10:55:24 AM »
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Re: Something to do if you're bored
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2019, 04:32:52 PM »
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Re: Something to do if you're bored
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2019, 05:18:01 PM »
or.....go into a major department store, act really dodgy, make it look like you're putting stuff in your pockets and eventually you'll attract the attentions of a shop narc....then just wander round the shop for an hour or so
perhaps more of a thing to do when one was a teenager but it used to keep me amused for hours
i blame Terry

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Re: Something to do if you're bored
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2019, 07:47:43 PM »
When you have nothing else to do, try this:

PARKING TICKET: My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "#$%*." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "#$%*head." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Bernie Sanders stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!

 

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