A womans prayer:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who is not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
A mans prayer:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s#!t.
AMEN
