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Offline gregwaits

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Little boy pees standing up
« on: February 04, 2007, 10:20:48 PM »
A little boy was at home with his mom. He told her that he needed to pee and she stood up to go help him. When they got to the bathroom he announced that he ws a big boy and he could go all by himself.

So mom raises the seat of the toilet and proudly leaves the little man to his own privacy.

As the little boy stood on his tip toes to pee, the seat fell forward and slammed down on his little manhood.

Mom comes rushing in when she hears him crying. As she comes around the corner she sees him standing with his pants around his ankles as he clutches himself.

"Mommy, kiss it and make it better" he sobs.

Mom angrily replies: "Don't start your daddy's #$%* with me young man!"
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Re: Little boy pees standing up
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2007, 10:26:22 PM »
LMAO!
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Re: Little boy pees standing up
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2007, 10:54:32 PM »
 ::) :D :D :D
Supposedly this is a true story.

On July 20, 1969, as Commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.

His first words after stepping on the moon, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," were televised to Earth and her by millions.
But just before he re-entered the Lander, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck, Mr Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people questioned Arnstrong as to what the, "Good luck, Mr Gorsky." statement meant but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995, In Tampa Bay, Florida, during question time following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded.

Mr Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
In 1938 when he was a kid in a small midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the back yard.
His friend hit the ball, which landed in the neighbour's yard by th bedroom windows.
His neighbours were Mr and Mrs Gorsky. As he leaned down to pickup the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs Gorsky shouting at Mr Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex! You'll get oral sex when that kid next door walks on the moon!"
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Re: Little boy pees standing up
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2007, 01:04:52 AM »
::) :D :D :D
Supposedly this is a true story.

On July 20, 1969, as Commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.

His first words after stepping on the moon, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," were televised to Earth and her by millions.
But just before he re-entered the Lander, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck, Mr Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people questioned Arnstrong as to what the, "Good luck, Mr Gorsky." statement meant but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995, In Tampa Bay, Florida, during question time following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded.

Mr Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
In 1938 when he was a kid in a small midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the back yard.
His friend hit the ball, which landed in the neighbour's yard by th bedroom windows.
His neighbours were Mr and Mrs Gorsky. As he leaned down to pickup the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs Gorsky shouting at Mr Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex! You'll get oral sex when that kid next door walks on the moon!"
That is too damn funny ;D ;D.....first time I ever heard it.....I get a kick out of people that can hold a tale like that for such a long time.....way to go Neil Armstrong!!!!!
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Re: Little boy pees standing up
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2007, 02:55:34 AM »
It seems this is not true. Good yarn though. ;)

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Re: Little boy pees standing up
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2007, 08:24:04 AM »
A great yarn. Pity it's not true.
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