Author Topic: Home Depot scam. (Read 4354 times)

nickjtc · « **on:** February 05, 2007, 08:26:31 AM »

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot (or, Lowes) customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, &24th.

Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful!

gregwaits · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2007, 08:37:13 AM »

Uhhh, where were they last spotted?

eldar · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:04:56 AM »

Any pics so we know who to k for? I mean, look out for?

Steve F · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:50:39 AM »

I hear Walmart's got some good deals on wallets. They may be cheaper by the dozen.

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2007, 10:24:56 AM »

I'm guessing this scam doesn't work well if your wife is along.

Einyodeler · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2007, 11:09:09 AM »

Well Bob,I guess that all depends on the wife

750goes · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:22:05 PM »

when is home depot opening a store in Australia?? - their marketing plans sound like they would work very well in my street - but around the corner from the house would be preferable..

nick you lucky bastard -

Pinhead · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:56:19 PM »

I'm off to the Home Depot!!

cb650 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2007, 05:28:43 PM »

If that would happen I'd leave money in my wallet!!!!!!!

Terry

Roach Carver · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2007, 06:54:25 PM »

I cant believe you fell for it that may times. How much money did they get? have you called the cops, you must be very shaken up.

BobbyR · « **Reply #10 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:10:26 AM »

I feel the need for some sheetrock.

Pinhead · « **Reply #11 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:27:45 AM »

Quote from: BobbyR on February 09, 2007, 07:10:26 AM

I feel the need for some sheetrock.

I was thinking more along the lines of a wood plank.

DammitDan · « **Reply #12 on:** February 09, 2007, 08:58:07 AM »

It's actually a tag team operation... They've also been known to ask for rides to local all-you-can-eat buffets and fast food restaurants.

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #13 on:** February 09, 2007, 09:04:52 AM »

Looks like they ask for those specific destinations quite a bit.

eldar · « **Reply #14 on:** February 09, 2007, 09:25:17 AM »

Oh that is just wrong. I just threw up in my mouth!

upperlake04 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 09, 2007, 09:48:20 AM »

True beauty never goes out of style

The paleolithic 'Venus of Willendorf' ca.24,000-22,000BCE

750goes · « **Reply #16 on:** February 09, 2007, 01:59:54 PM »

Oh Mama....keep away from the doughnuts...

Serenity · « **Reply #17 on:** February 09, 2007, 03:21:53 PM »

Those girls have got it going on...love the green bikini

mcpuffett · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2007, 02:51:40 PM »

is that what you call it

, mick.

cb650 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2007, 03:28:33 PM »

And we wonder why mo-mos where invented?

?

Terry

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2007, 03:34:46 PM »

Quote from: cb650 on February 12, 2007, 03:28:33 PM

And we wonder why mo-mos where invented??

Terry

I had an old prof in college that described them as dresses the covered everything, but touched nothing. These young ladies would cause him to modify his definition as it would have to touch something, eh?

Pwfyrcat1 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2007, 03:35:55 PM »

STOP! You're making my sides hurt

cb650 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2007, 03:44:02 PM »

Cows skin touches somewhere!!!!! When you get to bolts of cloth to cover yourself its time to put the fork down.

Terry

nickjtc · « **Reply #23 on:** February 14, 2007, 07:55:40 PM »

Quote from: cb650 on February 12, 2007, 03:44:02 PM

Cows skin touches somewhere!!!!! When you get to bolts of cloth to cover yourself its time to put the fork down.

Arf, arf, arf! That's funny. But seriously though, should we feel a little sympathetic that a goodly percentage of North American women today look like that.........?

upperlake04 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 14, 2007, 09:55:16 PM »

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But seriously though, should we feel a little sympathetic that a goodly percentage od North American women today look like that.........?

no, I don't think so Nick - except a few with clinical anomalies, the condition is self-inflicted.

Serenity · « **Reply #25 on:** February 14, 2007, 11:00:18 PM »

there was a time when men loved a well rounded woman of substance, something to cling to on cold nights....example Picasso

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #26 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:03:55 AM »

Serenity, in my humble opinion the term 'well rounded' means rounded well, as in curving in the right places

I'm sure as a woman of the world, you don't need to be told which places are the right places

For instance, my wife is a 'well rounded woman of substance'

Them girls are just grotesquely malformed

Serenity · « **Reply #27 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:06:55 AM »

;Doh to funny but hey they do look a little like that *venus sculpture* that upperlake posted...tis their day of glory

DammitDan · « **Reply #28 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:11:27 PM »

Or take a look at the nude pictures from anything pre-50s. You won't find Twiggy anorexic types there for sure. It's amazing how things have changed in the last 40 or 50 years. Mass media has distributed the idea that healthy is no longer sexy, and I for one get a little sick to my stomach when I see these beautiful women ruin their bodies in the never-ending quest to look "sexy".

Two recent examples: Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan.

Einyodeler · « **Reply #29 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:37:01 PM »

Me and my sweetie...don`t we make a cute couple

HELPPppp ! ! ![/color]

Serenity · « **Reply #30 on:** February 16, 2007, 12:10:54 AM »

ohh no look at the legs sticking out...way to funny

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