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Offline Rushoid

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More Kentucky humor
« on: February 12, 2007, 11:24:03 AM »
A man walked into a bar in Louisville, Kentucky, and ordered a drink.
While he was sitting at the bar watching TV, one of Hillary's political ads
came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary
is a horse's ass!"
 
 The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club
about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the mouth, knocking
him off his stool and onto the floor. 
 
 After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and
said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I Didn't know this was Hillary country." 
 
 "It's not!" replied the bartender. "This is horse country."
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Re: More Kentucky humor
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 08:30:27 PM »
... a new meaning to Hillary "bashing"  :D
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Re: More Kentucky humor
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 11:55:09 PM »
Quote from: Rushoid on February 12, 2007, 11:24:03 AM
A man walked into a bar in Louisville, Kentucky, and ordered a drink.
While he was sitting at the bar watching TV, one of Hillary's political ads
came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary
is a horse's ass!"
 
 The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club
about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the mouth, knocking
him off his stool and onto the floor. 
 
 After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and
said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I Didn't know this was Hillary country." 
 
 "It's not!" replied the bartender. "This is horse country."


And to think I was just about to get onto you about that topic. I'll make you an honorary KY Colonel for that one. That doesn't happen to Hoosiers very often.  ;D :D
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Re: More Kentucky humor
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 06:25:16 AM »
Quote from: RxmanGriff on February 12, 2007, 11:55:09 PM
And to think I was just about to get onto you about that topic. I'll make you an honorary KY Colonel for that one. That doesn't happen to Hoosiers very often.  ;D :D
Why, thank you kind sir. I am truly honored.  ;) ;D
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Re: More Kentucky humor
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 06:56:57 AM »
No before I start, my disclaimer: I do not care for hilary!

Be prepared people, it is entirely possible she will be the next president. That said, I doubt she could do a worse job than Bush has.
I know there is this Obama guy but at this time with all the fighting the muslims do and all the threatening about anything pertaining to their religion, I just dont think this country could stay in one piece with a muslim president. Call me racist, I dont care, it is how I see things right now.

Anyways, that guy learned the hard way to not say anything about a redneck's cousin! ;D
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Re: More Kentucky humor
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2007, 08:04:50 AM »
we are not in one piece now. and we wont be with (another) clinton either.  maybe obama is a more likely candidate for national unity because he ISNT of the majority religion.  maybe im not racist enough
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Re: More Kentucky humor
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2007, 08:10:28 AM »
Too early to tell with such a crowded field. God, I can hear the phone ringing with those stupid, recorded political pitches now. If we thought the mid-term elections were bad.. just wait. :o
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2007, 12:36:23 PM »
Yup I have a feeling it will be even worse this time around.
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Re: More Kentucky humor
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2007, 01:11:48 PM »
But don't you think Hilliary could ugly the war to it's end? ::)
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Re: More Kentucky humor
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2007, 01:18:59 PM »
I think she is a handsome woman. Her likeness should be airbrushed on the sides of all armored vehicles. ;D
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2007, 07:12:45 PM »
Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on February 13, 2007, 06:56:57 AM
I know there is this Obama guy but at this time with all the fighting the muslims do and all the threatening about anything pertaining to their religion, I just dont think this country could stay in one piece with a muslim president. Call me racist, I dont care, it is how I see things right now.

Uh, Barack Obama is a Christian.
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 08:17:06 AM »
Well I checked on it and wikipedia says he is christian.  If true then I would retract what I have said. Thing with it is that I think CNN had some story that said he was musim.  Are there any news sources you can believe at all? :P
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 11:42:58 AM »
Well, your point about him belonging to a violent religion stands.  ;D
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Re: More Kentucky humor
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 07:46:55 PM »
 Last Tuesday:

 President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the  White House. He was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

 The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:  "Nice pigs, Sir."

 The President replies "These are not just pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.  I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of The House."

 The  squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and  says,  "Excellent trade, Sir."
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Re: More Kentucky humor
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2007, 01:09:35 AM »
 ;D


That is funny ;D ;D 8)
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