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Offline Tvag

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The Early Bush Show
« on: February 07, 2007, 08:35:34 AM »
Dick Cheney briefed the President this morning. 
 
He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers had been
killed in Iraq.
 
To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from
Bush's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head
in hands, visibly shaken and whimpering
 
Finally, he composed himself and asked,
"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?" 
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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2007, 09:17:45 AM »
Older than dirt.....
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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2007, 09:37:18 AM »
Quote from: Jonesy on February 07, 2007, 09:17:45 AM
Older than dirt.....

 :'(

ouch. Someone want to pull this daggar out of my chest.
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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2007, 09:57:55 AM »
.....but still funny!

In my youth the biggest number I could comprehend was a million. Then billion and trillion came along and the rest is made up history!
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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2007, 03:31:50 PM »
Quote from: Tvag on February 07, 2007, 09:37:18 AM
Quote from: Jonesy on February 07, 2007, 09:17:45 AM
Older than dirt.....

 :'(

ouch. Someone want to pull this daggar out of my chest.

Sorry, I should have been more tactful..  :P :-X
http://www.sohc4.us/forums/index.php?topic=11091.0

Quote from: nickjtc on February 07, 2007, 09:57:55 AM
.....but still funny!

In my youth the biggest number I could comprehend was a million. Then billion and trillion came along and the rest is made up history!

Googol! (not to be confused with the search engine!)
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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2007, 03:44:18 PM »
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Googol!

Equals National Debt, right? ;)
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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2007, 04:14:31 PM »
Quote from: Bob Wessner on February 07, 2007, 03:44:18 PM
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Googol!

Equals National Debt, right? ;)

If that were true, we'd be totally screwed!!

A googol is the figure 1 followed by 100 zeros. It was coined by Dr. Edward Kasner, American Mathematician.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googol
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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2007, 05:08:45 AM »
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Sorry, I should have been more tactful..   
http://www.sohc4.us/forums/index.php?topic=11091.0

I searched the forum to see if this joke had been posted but apparently I didn't do a good job. No worries.


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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2007, 06:28:25 AM »
No prob. To be fair, it was buried deep in the thread...
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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2007, 07:41:29 AM »
Quote from: Jonesy on February 08, 2007, 06:28:25 AM
No prob. To be fair, it was buried deep in the thread...

Good. So we don't have to fight afterall?  :D
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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2007, 08:37:16 AM »
Nope. I don't want to...  :)

I used to bust chops about repeats in humor, but it even happened to me once. Rsnip never let me forget it.....   :D
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Re: The Early Bush Show
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2007, 02:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Jonesy on February 07, 2007, 04:14:31 PM
Quote from: Bob Wessner on February 07, 2007, 03:44:18 PM
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Googol!

Equals National Debt, right? ;)

If that were true, we'd be totally screwed!!

A googol is the figure 1 followed by 100 zeros. It was coined by Dr. Edward Kasner, American Mathematician.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googol

Had heard of it, that was just my lame attempt at a joke.  ;)
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