Topic: Poor Sap

[GroovieGhoulie]

I don't know what to think about this guy.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mcy/276098988.html

I'm afraid of my motorcycle - $2750

Reply to: sale-276098988@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-02-09, 2:23PM CST


I bought this Kawasaki Ninja because I wanted to impress my wife. Her salary is larger than what my salary used to be. I'm self employed now, so I get no salary at all. So I wanted to show her how much money I was making, so on a whim, I bought this bike from the dealership, all cash. But I don't know how to ride motorcycles, and I'm only willing to ride it up and down my street. When I ride it, I get tears in my eyes, not from the wind, like I tell my wife, but because I'm so frightened. Please buy it from me. It has 222 miles on it. It had 220 miles when I bought it. I'm going to buy a new BMW to impress her next time. All cash.

[Bob Wessner]

Hmm, sounds like he has some issues and should seek prof. assistance in resolving them. Until then, it might be a good idea not to operate any vehicles.

[Roach Carver]

This has got to be a joke.

[tramp]

not a good picture either
might be damaged

[Uncle Ernie]

What a great way to start the day !  Thanks for a good belly-laugh.

[nickjtc]

Could that be a Ninja 250? Even that bike would be intimidating to an un-trained newbie.

[74cb750]

Somehow I think it could be a pocket bike that he has a crate under?
 

[6pkrunner]

This has got to be a joke.

Agreed.

[jbailey]

When I want to impress my wife, I just walk around naked!

[HITMAN]

IMO, he bought the bike and the couch is not very comfortable. 


Bet he's scared of the wife, not the bike.

[Terry in Australia]

When I want to give my wife a good laugh, I just walk around naked!

Fair enough mate, me too!

[aptech77]

I don't NEED to be naked......she can see I mean business even w/ my pants on..........

[Terry in Australia]

I don't NEED to be naked......she can see I mean business even w/ my pants on..........

I've told you before Appy, you gotta stop wearing lycra mate, it's really not a good look!

[Einyodeler]

Kinda strapped for cash right now, but the kids have outgrown their go-cart that`s out in the barn.

Hmmmmmmm................wonder if he`d go for a trade........................................................................

[nickjtc]

I don't NEED to be naked......she can see I mean business even w/ my pants on..........

I've told you before Appy, you gotta stop wearing lycra mate, it's really not a good look!

Sigh.....there goes another thread!!