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Offline Bob Wessner

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What, another blonde joke?!
« on: January 19, 2007, 07:21:58 AM »
Frank, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Frank says, "You know, I bet he will."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Frank placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off
of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Frank, saying, "Fair's
fair. Here's your money."

Frank replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Frank took the money.....
We'll all be someone else's PO some day.

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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 09:02:37 AM »
What does a blonde say after having sexual intercourse?

"Are all you guys on the same football team?"

How does a blonde turn on the light after having sexual intercourse?

She opens the car door.

If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a tall building, which one would hit the ground first?

The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

And so it goes.....
« Last Edit: January 21, 2007, 12:24:37 AM by nickjtc »
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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2007, 09:32:32 AM »
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer........

There's correction fluid on the screen

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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2007, 05:15:05 PM »
What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

She fell in the sink.
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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2007, 08:14:17 PM »
What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

She fell in the sink.

Probably too sublte for us biker types...
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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2007, 04:06:51 AM »
that was a pretty good one Bob
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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2007, 06:35:45 PM »
What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

She fell in the sink.

Love it.  But of course I'm a brunette! :D

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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2007, 08:56:38 PM »
Frank, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Frank says, "You know, I bet he will."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Frank placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off
of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Frank, saying, "Fair's
fair. Here's your money."

Frank replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Frank took the money.....


Tell me somthing Robert, was his name Frank or Jack and what was the 10 oclock news doing on at 9.58pm ?

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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2007, 01:41:06 PM »
another one about blondies, if you don't know it

blondie drives a porsche . something goes wrong and she stops. another blondie in porsche stops to see what happened.
i don't know, sais first, probably i've lost the engine, shows space under the fron hood.
not a problem,sais second, i have a spare one in my trunk

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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2007, 02:18:42 PM »
How does a blond turn on the lights after sex?

she opens the car door!


Why do blonds wear hoop earrings?

so they have a place to put their ankles!



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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2007, 01:02:25 PM »
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.
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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2007, 09:00:56 AM »
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.


hahahahaha, i nearly pissed my pants. this one's good !!!!!!!

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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2007, 01:07:38 PM »
Not 'The Best Blonde Joke Ever'
(when I find i I'll post it separately)

A Kentucky trucker stops for a red light, a blond catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says,
 "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blond says brightly,
"Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
 All out of breath, the blond gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
 He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says . . .
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Kentucky.
 I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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Re: What, another blonde joke?!
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2007, 02:07:23 PM »
 :D that's a good one.
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