A lawyer walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a bull buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter: "Coffee"
The waiter says, "Coming right up."
He gets the lawyer a mug of coffee.
The lawyer drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, and then just walks out.
The next morning the lawyer returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another bull buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The lawyer smiles and proudly says...
"I’m in training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
