With the arrival of Covid-19 in Ireland, student nurses have been drafted into the front line before the completion of their training to assist with the more mundane nursing tasks.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in a hospital in Dublin, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young beautiful, but very innocent and inexperienced female nurse appears and starts to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' the man mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
